Bears In Bars - The Firearms Forum

Mithrandir · 07-19-2005, 09:10 PM

(A really BAD joke)

A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.

The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."

The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.

The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."

The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings."

The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.

The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."

The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."

(You're gonna love this...)

The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate."

(insert a serious groan here)

SouthernMoss · 07-19-2005, 10:27 PM

GGGRRRRROOOOOOAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marlin · 07-20-2005, 09:09 AM

inplanotx · 07-20-2005, 09:44 AM

ROTFLMAO!

Mesen · 07-20-2005, 07:38 PM

OH! MY! GAWD!!!

07-19-2005, 09:10 PM	#1
Mithrandir Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Durango Colorado, the right knee-pit of Colorado Posts: 822	Bears In Bars (A really BAD joke) A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings." The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings." The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer. The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs." The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs." (You're gonna love this...) The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate." (insert a serious groan here) __________________ Esse Quam Vidiri -->

07-19-2005, 10:27 PM	#2
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Re: Bears In Bars GGGRRRRROOOOOOAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ My Second protects your First "I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand." - Susan B Anthony

07-20-2005, 09:09 AM	#3
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07-20-2005, 09:44 AM	#4
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07-20-2005, 07:38 PM	#5
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