Retirement Planning - The Firearms Forum

Mesen · 03-13-2007, 03:01 PM

Retirement Planning

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left,

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-KEG Plan.

see ya
Bree

Nighthawk · 03-13-2007, 08:53 PM

retiredebt1 · 11-24-2008, 01:41 AM

Retirement for most may seem far-off, but it is never too early to start preparing for the golden years ahead. Know about what employee benefits you are entitled to when you retire to give you a starting point in planning for your retirement. While these employee benefits are available, they may not be sufficient to provide for the retirement income that you desire. As such, there are key retirement planning decisions that you need to be enlightened about such as what retirement plans to pursue, how much to save up and where to invest these. Ultimately, the seminar should give you the tools to live the retirement life that you desire, supported with enough financial resources.

TranterUK · 11-24-2008, 05:47 AM

I have a retirement plan, I think you call it the lottery?

Insulation Tim · 11-24-2008, 08:14 AM

BRAVO....WELL THOUGHT OUT.

03-13-2007, 03:01 PM	#1
Mesen Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: BFE,mo Posts: 1,229	Retirement Planning Retirement Planning If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left, But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling you would have had $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-KEG Plan. see ya Bree __________________ Leading the way for freedom, our veterans will not be forgotten! www.ladiesauxvfw.com -->

03-13-2007, 08:53 PM	#2
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	Re: Retirement Planning __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member

11-24-2008, 01:41 AM	#3
retiredebt1 Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1	Re: Retirement Planning Retirement for most may seem far-off, but it is never too early to start preparing for the golden years ahead. Know about what employee benefits you are entitled to when you retire to give you a starting point in planning for your retirement. While these employee benefits are available, they may not be sufficient to provide for the retirement income that you desire. As such, there are key retirement planning decisions that you need to be enlightened about such as what retirement plans to pursue, how much to save up and where to invest these. Ultimately, the seminar should give you the tools to live the retirement life that you desire, supported with enough financial resources. __________________ Retirement Plans, Retirement Savings, Retirement Investments,Home based Business

11-24-2008, 05:47 AM	#4
TranterUK Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Cambridge UK Posts: 5,103	Re: Retirement Planning I have a retirement plan, I think you call it the lottery? __________________ DVC - Diligentia, Vis, Celeritas - Accuracy, Power, Speed. The light at the end of the recession tunnel IS a train coming the other way!

11-24-2008, 08:14 AM	#5
Insulation Tim Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Ohio Contributor Posts: 2,315	Re: Retirement Planning BRAVO....WELL THOUGHT OUT. __________________ Tim *"Remember the Ark was built by amateurs....Professionals built the Titanic"*