Ole Svenson vas valking home late at night and sees a voman in the shadow.
"Tventy dollar," she vhispers.
Now Ole had never been with a hooker before, but he decides, Vut the hell, it's only twenty buck.
So, Dey hide in da bushes and are "Reaching for Valhalla" for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them . . it's a police officer!!
"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.
"I are mak'n love ta my vife!" Ole answers indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."
"Vell," Ole says, "Neider did I, 'til you shined dat damn light in her face!"