Voters

[Bruce FLinch]

>Ever wonder how some folks get into public office, well read on, these are
>the stories of the people who elected them..............
>
>Subject: These People Voted!
>
> > Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his
> >old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying:
> >"Free to good home. You want it, you take it". For three days the
> >fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He
> >eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It
> >looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for
> >sale $50". The next day someone stole it.
> > Caution! . . . . . . . . . . . . . .These people Vote!
> > =======
> > While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
> >which direction was North because, he explained, he didn't want the sun
> >waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the
> >North?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, (and
> >has for sometime), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up
> >with that stuff". . . . . . . .
> > She ALSO votes!
> > ==========
> > I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One
> >day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center
> >was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7
> >days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time? "Wanting
> >to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific"
> > . . . . . . . . .He ALSO votes!
> > ==========
> > My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when
> >we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the
> >sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a
> >convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was
>moving"
> > . . . . . . . . She ALSO votes!
> > ==========
> > My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car It's designed to cut
> >through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk
> > . . . . . . . . . My sister ALSO votes!
> > ==========
> > My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases
> >were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The
> >cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20%
> > discount . . . . . . . He ALSO votes!
> > ==========
> > I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose
> >ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the
> >chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a
> >person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way
> >the head is turned
> > . . . . . . . . . . . My friend ALSO votes!
> > =========
> > I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went
> >to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never
> >showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained
> >professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me,
> > "has your plane arrived yet? ".
> > . . . . . . . . SHE ALSO votes!
> > =========
> > While working at a Pizza Parlor I observed a man ordering a small
> >pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would
> >like it cut into 4 pieces or 6 He thought about it for some time before
> >responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough
>to eat 6
> > . . . . . . . . . . Yep, he votes too.
> > =========
> > Now you know who elects the politicians!

[southernshooter]

Good one dude

[Marlin]

It really proves that brain power is totally lacking.....

[inplanotx]

Oy Vey!

[358 winchester]

It is truely sad that so much of this is true

[SouthernMoss]

[henry0reilly]

While working at a Pizza Parlor I observed a man ordering a small
pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would
like it cut into 4 pieces or 6 He thought about it for some time before
responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough
to eat 6.

This is a really old joke, I heard it as early as 1980, but it's not necessarily untrue that a person would be more comfortable eating the same amount of pizza cut into fewer slices.

[BobMcG]

Excellent!