THE BEST DOG STORY I EVER HEARD - The Firearms Forum

dew38 · 08-03-2009, 08:19 PM

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in
front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He
rings
the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador
retriever
sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says
'So,
what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I
was
pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no
time
at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms
with
spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be
eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the
jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any
younger
so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do
some
undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening
in.
I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'
'I
got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for
the
dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so
cheap?'

'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff.

artabr · 08-03-2009, 11:18 PM

Art

mrkirker · 08-04-2009, 06:16 AM

That IS the best dog story, ever! LOL!

Nighthawk · 08-04-2009, 05:43 PM

Trouble 45-70 · 08-05-2009, 09:32 AM

This dog may have a great future as a politician. We already have a comedian in the congress.

dew38 · 08-05-2009, 04:29 PM

i would rather have the dog than what we got now

Marlin · 08-05-2009, 05:13 PM

I get a hearty chuckle each time I see this story.

Thanks for posting it.

08-03-2009, 08:19 PM	#1
dew38 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: chatsworth ga. Posts: 109	THE BEST DOG STORY I EVER HEARD A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. 'You talk?' he asks. 'Yep,' the Lab replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?' The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.' 'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.' The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. 'Ten dollars,' the guy says. 'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?' 'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff. __________________ HOW BOUT THEM DAWGS -->

08-03-2009, 11:18 PM	#2
artabr Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: New Iberia, Louisiana Contributor Posts: 7,859	Re: THE BEST DOG STORY I EVER HEARD Art __________________ God and the soldier we like adore, In times of trouble, not before. When troubles ended and all things righted, God is forgotten and the soldier is slighted. Francis Quarles 1592 - 1644 __________________ When asked for my race, I answer CauCajun. Hope is not a plan, and not all change is good. The resistance is here; the resistance is now. RESIST! These hands are neither cold nor are they dead!!

08-04-2009, 06:16 AM	#3
mrkirker Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 3,067	Re: THE BEST DOG STORY I EVER HEARD That IS the best dog story, ever! LOL! __________________ *I don't know if dogs have a heaven, but there will be dogs in mine.*

08-04-2009, 05:43 PM	#4
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	Re: THE BEST DOG STORY I EVER HEARD __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member

08-05-2009, 09:32 AM	#5
Trouble 45-70 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: NE Ar. W. of Black River Contributor Posts: 2,703	Re: THE BEST DOG STORY I EVER HEARD This dog may have a great future as a politician. We already have a comedian in the congress.

08-05-2009, 04:29 PM	#6
dew38 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: chatsworth ga. Posts: 109	Re: THE BEST DOG STORY I EVER HEARD i would rather have the dog than what we got now __________________ HOW BOUT THEM DAWGS

08-05-2009, 05:13 PM	#7
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: THE BEST DOG STORY I EVER HEARD I get a hearty chuckle each time I see this story. Thanks for posting it. __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*