More truth than fiction - The Firearms Forum

Bruce FLinch · 03-03-2007, 09:21 AM

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1. What Democrats heard:
Oh God, we're so screwed. Everything is going to hell in a handbasket
and I have no idea what to do. How will I get through the next two
years and dump all this on someone else.

2. What FOX News viewers heard:
Things are going great. Everything's fine. We found lots of WMD's in
Iraq like I promised and we got that Saddam guy who attacked us on
9-11. OK there's been a few hiccups of late, but we're definitely
headed for victory. Just a few more troops and we'll win this thing.

3. What evangelical Christians heard:
I am God's annointed one on earth. Everything I do is his will and has
his blessing. If you oppose me you oppose God's plan, so just keep
smiling.

4. What the wealthy heard:
Don't worry, whatever happens I'll take care of you. And you know I
don't mean any of that oil conservation stuff.

5. What the uninsured heard:
If you lazy bastards would just get off your ass and buy health
insurance everything will be fine.

6. What people in the Middle East heard:
I don't understand anything about you. You all hate freedom right? Or
do you want more freedom? We're sending more troops to kill you all. Or
to help you all get freedom, which I think you want, or hate.

7. What soldiers heard:
How sweet and honorable it is do die for my mistakes.

8. What Nancy Pelosi heard:
Good luck dealing with all this - sucker!

9. What Republicans heard:
You're all stuck with me now. We wet our bed and now we have to lie in
it.

10. What Bush was thinking:
Oh God, we're so screwed. Everything is going to hell in a handbasket
and I have no idea what to do. How will I get through the next two
years and dump all this on someone else.

clmanges · 03-03-2007, 09:30 AM

LOL! How true!

Marlin T · 03-03-2007, 04:06 PM

I can tell that whom ever wrote that was of a liberal mindset.

Thunderhawk88 · 03-03-2007, 06:35 PM

Too funny!!!

catfish83861 · 03-03-2007, 10:40 PM

When is the time to quit making jokes and take time to let our elected oficials know exactly how we feel.This is I admit more fact than fiction.Why is that so???

Marlin · 03-04-2007, 06:17 PM

No comment. I might get into deep kimshi !!!!

03-03-2007, 09:21 AM	#1
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	More truth than fiction ----- 1. What Democrats heard: Oh God, we're so screwed. Everything is going to hell in a handbasket and I have no idea what to do. How will I get through the next two years and dump all this on someone else. 2. What FOX News viewers heard: Things are going great. Everything's fine. We found lots of WMD's in Iraq like I promised and we got that Saddam guy who attacked us on 9-11. OK there's been a few hiccups of late, but we're definitely headed for victory. Just a few more troops and we'll win this thing. 3. What evangelical Christians heard: I am God's annointed one on earth. Everything I do is his will and has his blessing. If you oppose me you oppose God's plan, so just keep smiling. 4. What the wealthy heard: Don't worry, whatever happens I'll take care of you. And you know I don't mean any of that oil conservation stuff. 5. What the uninsured heard: If you lazy bastards would just get off your ass and buy health insurance everything will be fine. 6. What people in the Middle East heard: I don't understand anything about you. You all hate freedom right? Or do you want more freedom? We're sending more troops to kill you all. Or to help you all get freedom, which I think you want, or hate. 7. What soldiers heard: How sweet and honorable it is do die for my mistakes. 8. What Nancy Pelosi heard: Good luck dealing with all this - sucker! 9. What Republicans heard: You're all stuck with me now. We wet our bed and now we have to lie in it. 10. What Bush was thinking: Oh God, we're so screwed. Everything is going to hell in a handbasket and I have no idea what to do. How will I get through the next two years and dump all this on someone else. __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work. -->

03-03-2007, 09:30 AM	#2
clmanges V.I.P. Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: NE Ohio Posts: 203	Re: More truth than fiction LOL! How true! __________________ Happiness is a warm gun

03-03-2007, 04:06 PM	#3
Marlin T Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: New Mexico Posts: 7,857	Re: More truth than fiction I can tell that whom ever wrote that was of a liberal mindset. __________________ "But the simple truth--born of experience--is that tyranny thrives best where government need not fear the wrath of an armed people." Judge Alex Kozinski - United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit It is the duty of the patriot to protect his country from its government. - Thomas Paine Did you read todays GOOD shooting? >>>KEEPANDBEARARMS.COM <<<

03-03-2007, 06:35 PM	#4
Thunderhawk88 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: So. California Desert style.. Posts: 109	Re: More truth than fiction Too funny!!!

03-03-2007, 10:40 PM	#5
catfish83861 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: North Idaho Posts: 2,018	Re: More truth than fiction When is the time to quit making jokes and take time to let our elected oficials know exactly how we feel.This is I admit more fact than fiction.Why is that so??? Last edited by catfish83861; 03-04-2007 at 09:45 AM.. Reason: Don't want to preach to the choir

03-04-2007, 06:17 PM	#6
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: More truth than fiction No comment. I might get into deep kimshi !!!! __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*