Texas Midget

armedandsafe
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(2/18/03 3:28:34 pm)
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There was a midget down in Texas who had aching testicles. The midget went to the doctor and told him what the problem was.
The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.
The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him.
The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough - the usual method to check for a hernia.
"Aha!" mumbled the doc and putting his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip, snip, snip, snip on the right side, then snip,snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, on the left side.

The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to get dressed and see if they still ached. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around the doc's office and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.The midget replied, "Perfect, Doc, and I didn't even feel it ... What did you do?"




The Doctor replied, " I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."


Armed and Safe - not just a theory


ibtrukn
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(2/18/03 5:49:06 pm)
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heheh...yar send dat 1 upta crookvile tex

AGunguy
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(2/18/03 7:25:56 pm)
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Ah likes it.

GG

kdub01
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(2/19/03 6:25:44 pm)
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Bet he had to alter the spur rowels, too!
"Keep Off The Ridgeline"