Re: BEST RESPONSE TO A "DEAR JOHN" LETTER
Lordy Lordy Lordy. Where to begin?
First - It's a joke. You know - funny? Ha ha? JOKE!!
Second - It's not even a new joke. They used it in an episode of M*A*S*H, and that show was over 30 years ago.
Third - Sentences start with capital letters. They end with periods. "Don't", "I'd" and "I'm" all have apostrophes in them. "Butt" has two Ts. Saying "arse" instead of "ass" does not make you couth or intelligent.
Forth - Are you really that stupid?
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy, and taste good with catsup - George of Lod, Year of Our Lord 297
I always take precautions.
Beware the Evil Bullet Fairies.