Difference Between Grandfathers and Grandmothers - The Firearms Forum

killbuck · 12-13-2009, 08:04 AM

Difference Between Grandfathers and Grandmothers

This is funny even if you are not a grandparent.

Have you ever wondered what the difference between Grandmothers and Grandfathers is? Well here it is:

A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time -- just him and his granddaughter. One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter out.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran
upstairs to see her Grandfather.

'Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?'

'Oh yes, Papa' the girl replied, 'and do you know what? We didn't see a single ass hole, dumb bastard, dip **** or horse's ass anywhere we went today!'

Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

Insulation Tim · 12-13-2009, 08:40 AM

Beautiful.....I can relate

Lori Mick · 12-13-2009, 09:04 AM

That hilarious! LOL

armedandsafe · 12-13-2009, 02:12 PM

Yup

Pops

Nighthawk · 12-13-2009, 03:17 PM

hush now

flintlock · 12-14-2009, 06:35 AM

I've been there!

12-13-2009, 08:04 AM	#1
killbuck V.I.P. Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: WNY (In the Snow Belt) Posts: 328	Difference Between Grandfathers and Grandmothers Difference Between Grandfathers and Grandmothers This is funny even if you are not a grandparent. Have you ever wondered what the difference between Grandmothers and Grandfathers is? Well here it is: A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time -- just him and his granddaughter. One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter out. When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her Grandfather. 'Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?' 'Oh yes, Papa' the girl replied, 'and do you know what? We didn't see a single ass hole, dumb bastard, dip **** or horse's ass anywhere we went today!' Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it? -->

12-13-2009, 08:40 AM	#2
Insulation Tim Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Ohio Contributor Posts: 2,300	Re: Difference Between Grandfathers and Grandmothers Beautiful.....I can relate __________________ Tim *"Remember the Ark was built by amateurs....Professionals built the Titanic"*

12-13-2009, 09:04 AM	#3
Lori Mick Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Stuck in Upstate NY for a while Posts: 2,374	Re: Difference Between Grandfathers and Grandmothers That hilarious! LOL __________________ It's a Brand New Day! Make it an awesome one! "No one outside myself can rule me inwardly. Knowing this I become wholly free."

12-13-2009, 02:12 PM	#4
armedandsafe Former Guest Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Moses Lake, WA Posts: 10,344	Re: Difference Between Grandfathers and Grandmothers Yup Pops

12-13-2009, 03:17 PM	#5
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	Re: Difference Between Grandfathers and Grandmothers hush now __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member

12-14-2009, 06:35 AM	#6
flintlock Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Upstate NY Contributor Posts: 897	Re: Difference Between Grandfathers and Grandmothers I've been there!