FIFTY DOLLARS!!!!!

[rooter]

Morris and
his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every
year Morris would say, 'Esther, I'd like to ride in that
helicopter.'

Esther
always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is
fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'


One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and
Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that
helicopter, I might never get another chance.'

To
this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty
dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'

The
pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a
deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay
quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't
charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's fifty
dollars.'

Morris and Esther agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word
was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,
but still not a word.

When they landed, the pilot
turned to Morris and said, 'By golly, I did everything I
could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm
impressed!'

Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the
truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you
know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!'

[Lotsdragon]

hey 50 bucks saved