The Barber Shop - The Firearms Forum

Marlin · 03-10-2006, 03:55 PM

A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can
get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2
hours". The guy left.

A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours."

The guy left. A week later thesame guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said "About an hour and half."

The guy left. The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey Bill, do me a
favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't come back."

A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"

Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your house".

Bruce FLinch · 03-11-2006, 12:07 AM

03-10-2006, 03:55 PM	#1
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	The Barber Shop A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours". The guy left. A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left. A week later thesame guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said "About an hour and half." The guy left. The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey Bill, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't come back." A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?" Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your house". __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.* -->

03-11-2006, 12:07 AM	#2
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: The Barber Shop __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.