Involuntary Muscular Contractions - The Firearms Forum

Marlin T · 05-18-2006, 11:49 PM

A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular
Contractions" to his first year medical students
Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your as hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"

She replied, " Golfing with his buddies."

Marlin · 05-19-2006, 09:37 AM

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inplanotx · 05-19-2006, 10:51 AM

wolfgang2000 · 05-19-2006, 01:04 PM

southernshooter · 05-22-2006, 09:50 PM

05-18-2006, 11:49 PM	#1
Marlin T Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: New Mexico Posts: 7,857	Involuntary Muscular Contractions A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your as hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?" She replied, " Golfing with his buddies." __________________ "But the simple truth--born of experience--is that tyranny thrives best where government need not fear the wrath of an armed people." Judge Alex Kozinski - United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit It is the duty of the patriot to protect his country from its government. - Thomas Paine Did you read todays GOOD shooting? >>>KEEPANDBEARARMS.COM <<< -->

05-19-2006, 09:37 AM	#2
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: Involuntary Muscular Contractions *Now, Now - -* *MAL!!!!!!!!!* *C'est trés, trés MAL!!!!!!!!!!* __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

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05-22-2006, 09:50 PM	#5
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