Cows, Constitution and the Ten Commandments - The Firearms Forum

dheffley · 01-12-2005, 08:49 AM

COWS, CONSTITUTION AND TEN COMMANDMENTS

COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing
that our government can
track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago,
right to the stall where
she sleeps in the state of Washington. And they
tracked her calves to their
stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million
illegal aliens wandering
around our country. Maybe we should give them all a
cow.

CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
Iraq. Why don't we just
give them ours? It was written by a lot of really
smart guys, it's worked
for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

TEN COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments in a Courthouse! You
cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not
Commit Adultery" and
"Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers,
judges and politicians!
It creates a hostile work environment!

SouthernMoss · 01-12-2005, 09:14 AM

drygulchdan · 01-12-2005, 09:53 AM

it is sad that all of its true

Marlin · 01-12-2005, 09:54 AM

01-12-2005, 08:49 AM	#1
dheffley V.I.P. Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 243	Cows, Constitution and the Ten Commandments COWS, CONSTITUTION AND TEN COMMANDMENTS COWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow. CONSTITUTION They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore. TEN COMMANDMENTS The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse! You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment! __________________ How you doin'! The election is over, so the anti-Kerry stuff is removed -->

01-12-2005, 09:14 AM	#2
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Re: Cows, Constitution and the Ten Commandments __________________ My Second protects your First "I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand." - Susan B Anthony

01-12-2005, 09:53 AM	#3
drygulchdan Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: indiana Posts: 21	Re: Cows, Constitution and the Ten Commandments it is sad that all of its true __________________

01-12-2005, 09:54 AM	#4
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: Cows, Constitution and the Ten Commandments . Attached Images __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*