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Bobitis · 02-02-2010, 05:46 PM

Mexican Oysters

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Old
Mexico.
While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter
Being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'
The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones
de Toro,
Bull's' testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!'
The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order..'
The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry, senor. There is only one serving per day because
There is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we
Will be sure to save you this delicacy.'
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that
evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few
bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are
delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve
yesterday.' ....................

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied,
'Si, Senor.....Sometimes the bull wins.'

pinecone70 · 02-02-2010, 05:49 PM

Eieeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

cycloneman · 02-02-2010, 05:58 PM

Insulation Tim · 02-02-2010, 06:37 PM

Arghhhhhhhh

02-02-2010, 05:46 PM	#1
Bobitis Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 6,612	mexican oysters Mexican Oysters A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Old Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter Being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?' The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, Bull's' testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!' The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order..' The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry, senor. There is only one serving per day because There is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we Will be sure to save you this delicacy.' The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.' .................... The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor.....Sometimes the bull wins.' __________________ ^.^ A point in every direction is the same as having no point at all -->

02-02-2010, 05:49 PM	#2
pinecone70 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Minnesota Gal! Posts: 4,730	Re: mexican oysters Eieeeeeeeeeeeee!!! __________________ _____________________________________________ "Miss Scarlet, in the library...with a revolver...."

02-02-2010, 05:58 PM	#3
cycloneman Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Louisiana Posts: 7,401	Re: mexican oysters __________________ Who are you going to serve today?

02-02-2010, 06:37 PM	#4
Insulation Tim Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Ohio Contributor Posts: 2,295	Re: mexican oysters Arghhhhhhhh __________________ Tim *"Remember the Ark was built by amateurs....Professionals built the Titanic"*