CAN'T SEND A WOMAN TO HOME DEPOT...... - The Firearms Forum

rooter · 03-26-2010, 04:05 PM

Doc was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to Home Depot down in Peoria.

At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful bathroom faucet while she was waiting for Walt, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer.

When Walt came over, Mary asked 'How much for that faucet?'

Walt replied, 'That's pewter and it costs $400.'

'Damn, that's sure a lot of money for a faucet!' Mary exclaimed.

Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Doc had sent her to buy, and Walt went to the back room to find it.

From the back room Walt yelled, 'Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?'

Mary yelled back, 'No, but I would for that faucet.'

And this is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot.

Crpdeth · 03-26-2010, 06:43 PM

LMAO! I gotta forward this one to a few people.

navis128 · 03-26-2010, 06:51 PM

Still laughing

Agentwil · 03-27-2010, 01:47 AM

Hey interesting you should mention Peoria, Arizona in your joke. I didn't even know there was a Peoria, AZ until tonight. I just finished deporting an illegal alien cocaine dealer with AIDS that called Peoria home.

rooter · 03-27-2010, 06:12 AM

Yes, we have a Peoria, probably named for the Illinois berg with that name. A thriving little community adjoining my city of Glendale...don't realize when you leave one you're in the other. Peoria City Hall has an old military jet fighter on display ---maybe Korean War vintage F-86 Sabre Jet... Peoria to the west butts up with the LUKE AIR FORCE BASE so that's the tie-in there. I'm not a all surprised about the reputation of your 'charge'....Gangs are prevelant and drug trade rampant...When Sheriff Joe Arpiaro, the Meanest Sheriff in America, goes on one of his roundups, Peoria is high on his list.
HERE'S AN EXAMPLE OF JOE'S ROUNDUP:

Sheriff Raids 4 Phoenix-Area McDonald's
Updated: Friday, 26 Mar 2010, 6:22 PM MDT
Published : Friday, 26 Mar 2010, 8:34 AM MDT

PHOENIX - A raid targeting illegal immigration led to the arrests of 21 Phoenix-area McDonald's workers Friday, and authorities were still seeking 30 other employees as part of their investigation.

Those arrested during the raid of four McDonald's in Scottsdale, Tempe and Mesa were being held on suspicion of identity theft.

Many of these employees have been working at the McDonalds' for years.

Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio says it will take more time to determine whether any of them are illegal immigrants as officials suspect.

Virdiana Ramirez was mistakenly detained. The manager at a Mesa McDonald's was American-born, but was questioned and detained for hours.

Deputies also searched a mansion in Paradise Valley. The mansion is owned by Richard Coulston, who owns the restaurants. The employment records were apparently not kept at the restaurants.

Coulston was not arrested.

McDonald's Corp. referred comment to Coulston's company, R&L Management. In a statement, the company says people shouldn't jump to conclusions without all the facts.

Coulston's attorney, Julie Pace, said the following: "The company has trained its managers and hiring personnel regarding proper hiring procedures... which include using the government program E-Verify, as well as reviewing documentation and completing Form I-9s. Any individuals unable to meet the legal requirements... are not hired."

Chief

03-26-2010, 04:05 PM	#1
rooter VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Marty Robbins old hometown, Glendale Arizona--a suburb of Phoenix. Contributor Posts: 9,267	CAN'T SEND A WOMAN TO HOME DEPOT...... Doc was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to Home Depot down in Peoria. At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful bathroom faucet while she was waiting for Walt, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer. When Walt came over, Mary asked 'How much for that faucet?' Walt replied, 'That's pewter and it costs $400.' 'Damn, that's sure a lot of money for a faucet!' Mary exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Doc had sent her to buy, and Walt went to the back room to find it. From the back room Walt yelled, 'Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?' Mary yelled back, 'No, but I would for that faucet.' And this is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot. __________________ -->

03-26-2010, 06:43 PM	#2
Crpdeth Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Location: Location Contributor Posts: 8,247	Re: CAN'T SEND A WOMAN TO HOME DEPOT...... LMAO! I gotta forward this one to a few people. __________________ Our greatest pretenses are built up not to hide the evil and the ugly in us, but our emptiness. The hardest thing to hide is something that is not there. ~Eric Hoffer

03-26-2010, 06:51 PM	#3
navis128 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 1,392	Re: CAN'T SEND A WOMAN TO HOME DEPOT...... Still laughing __________________ A British general reported to London that the rebels, though untrained, had earned his respect: "Whoever looks upon them as an irregular mob will find himself much mistaken." "But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security." The Declaration of Independence

03-27-2010, 01:47 AM	#4
Agentwil V.I.P. Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 264	Re: CAN'T SEND A WOMAN TO HOME DEPOT...... Hey interesting you should mention Peoria, Arizona in your joke. I didn't even know there was a Peoria, AZ until tonight. I just finished deporting an illegal alien cocaine dealer with AIDS that called Peoria home.

03-27-2010, 06:12 AM	#5
rooter VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Marty Robbins old hometown, Glendale Arizona--a suburb of Phoenix. Contributor Posts: 9,267	Re: CAN'T SEND A WOMAN TO HOME DEPOT...... Yes, we have a Peoria, probably named for the Illinois berg with that name. A thriving little community adjoining my city of Glendale...don't realize when you leave one you're in the other. Peoria City Hall has an old military jet fighter on display ---maybe Korean War vintage F-86 Sabre Jet... Peoria to the west butts up with the LUKE AIR FORCE BASE so that's the tie-in there. I'm not a all surprised about the reputation of your 'charge'....Gangs are prevelant and drug trade rampant...When Sheriff Joe Arpiaro, the Meanest Sheriff in America, goes on one of his roundups, Peoria is high on his list. HERE'S AN EXAMPLE OF JOE'S ROUNDUP: Sheriff Raids 4 Phoenix-Area McDonald's Updated: Friday, 26 Mar 2010, 6:22 PM MDT Published : Friday, 26 Mar 2010, 8:34 AM MDT PHOENIX - A raid targeting illegal immigration led to the arrests of 21 Phoenix-area McDonald's workers Friday, and authorities were still seeking 30 other employees as part of their investigation. Those arrested during the raid of four McDonald's in Scottsdale, Tempe and Mesa were being held on suspicion of identity theft. Many of these employees have been working at the McDonalds' for years. Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio says it will take more time to determine whether any of them are illegal immigrants as officials suspect. Virdiana Ramirez was mistakenly detained. The manager at a Mesa McDonald's was American-born, but was questioned and detained for hours. Deputies also searched a mansion in Paradise Valley. The mansion is owned by Richard Coulston, who owns the restaurants. The employment records were apparently not kept at the restaurants. Coulston was not arrested. McDonald's Corp. referred comment to Coulston's company, R&L Management. In a statement, the company says people shouldn't jump to conclusions without all the facts. Coulston's attorney, Julie Pace, said the following: "The company has trained its managers and hiring personnel regarding proper hiring procedures... which include using the government program E-Verify, as well as reviewing documentation and completing Form I-9s. Any individuals unable to meet the legal requirements... are not hired." Chief __________________