Splinters in her crotch... - The Firearms Forum

lawdawg · 09-15-2010, 12:39 PM

Splinters in her crotch...

A woman from Los Angeles , CA who was a tree hugger, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland, near Colville , WA .

There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to Mt. Carmel ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"

He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but they turned me down."

GOD BLESS AMERICA !

199er · 09-15-2010, 08:22 PM

It's a shame the doctor couldn't obtain the appropriate waivers for the needed clearcut!!!

johnlives4christ · 09-15-2010, 09:39 PM

i reckon her boyfriend is a "tree hugger" now too. by default of course

PCMeanie · 09-15-2010, 11:10 PM

Kinda gives a whole new meaning to bushhog!

johnlives4christ · 09-15-2010, 11:24 PM

in australia thats called "going bush"

09-15-2010, 12:39 PM	#1
lawdawg V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: South Alabama Posts: 268	Splinters in her crotch... Splinters in her crotch... A woman from Los Angeles , CA who was a tree hugger, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland, near Colville , WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to Mt. Carmel ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but they turned me down." GOD BLESS AMERICA ! -->

09-15-2010, 08:22 PM	#2
199er Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Columbia SC Posts: 627	Re: Splinters in her crotch... It's a shame the doctor couldn't obtain the appropriate waivers for the needed clearcut!!!

09-15-2010, 09:39 PM	#3
johnlives4christ Former Guest Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 3,828	Re: Splinters in her crotch... i reckon her boyfriend is a "tree hugger" now too. by default of course

09-15-2010, 11:10 PM	#4
PCMeanie Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 46	Re: Splinters in her crotch... Kinda gives a whole new meaning to bushhog!

09-15-2010, 11:24 PM	#5
johnlives4christ Former Guest Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 3,828	Re: Splinters in her crotch... in australia thats called "going bush"