FOUNDED: February 9, 2001
|02-17-2010, 10:08 PM||#1|
Join Date: Aug 2009
What's your State Motto?
What's your State Motto?
Hell, Yes, We Have Electricity.
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be wrong.
Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.
Literacy Ain't Everythang!
By 30, Our Women Have More
Plastic Than Your Honda.
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
Like Massachusetts , only smaller.
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
Ask Us About Our Grand kids
And Our Voting Skills..
We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
More Than Just Potatoes.
Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
We Do Amazing Things With Corn
First Of The Rectangle states
Five Million People;
Fifteen Last Names
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden 's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt
First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes
Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections
Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Hookers and Poker!
Go Away And Leave Us Alone
You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
Lizards Make Excellent Pets
You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
You Have The Right To An Attorney
And No Right To Self Defense!
Tobacco Is A Vegetable
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
At Least We're Not Michigan
Like The Play, But No Singing
Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
Cook With Coal
We're Not REALLY An Island
Remember The Civil War?
Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender, Yet!
Closer Than North Dakota
Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum
Se Hable Ingles
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Too liberal for the Kennedys
Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!
One Big Happy Family...Really!
Come Cut the Cheese!
Where Men are Men and the Sheep are Scared. Home of Brokeback Mountain
The District of Columbia
The Work-Free Drug Place
|02-17-2010, 11:22 PM||#2|
Join Date: Mar 2007
Re: What's your State Motto?
CA ... screw the little people. Long live the socilaist empire. Help bHo nationalize it. Carried out well to this day by ArnieS, NancyP, BarbaraB and DianeF.
"Outlaw guns and only outlaws will have guns!" But, we are moving that direction.
NRA Benefactor, Vet VN '64-'65
Never sell a gun or a car and you can retire right!!