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Bruce FLinch · 04-21-2006, 10:01 PM

Bubba Wayne and Billy Bob, who are both from Enid, Oklahoma, traveled to Lewisville, Texas for a vacation. While walking along a busy downtown street, they see a sign in a store window which reads, "Suits $5.00 each, Shirts $2.00 each and Trousers $2.50 a pair."

Bubba Wayne says, "Woo Hoo, Billy Bob! We could buy a whole gob of these clothes, take 'em back to Enid, sell 'em to all our friends and make a fortune fer us."

Bubba Wayne continues, "Now when we go in there, don't you say a word, okay? Just let me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear your Okie accent, they might think we're ignorant, and they won't wanna sell them clothes to us.

Now, I'll talk in a slow, fake Texan drawl so's they won't know."

They go in and Bubba Wayne says with his best fake Texan drawl, "I'll take 50 of them thar suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them thar shirts at $2.00 each, and 50 pairs of them thar trousers at $2.50 each. I'll just back up my pickup and......"

The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from Oklahoma, ain'cha?"

"Well....yeah," says a surprised Bubba Wayne. "How come'd you know that?"

The owner replies, "Cause this here's a dry-cleaners

southernshooter · 04-21-2006, 10:08 PM

Wasn't expectin that

inplanotx · 04-22-2006, 08:33 AM

ibtrukn · 04-22-2006, 08:45 AM

Y U laffin U dummi wetbak borderjumper uno both ofem were frumda nothdallsfoti

Marlin · 04-22-2006, 10:35 AM

04-21-2006, 10:01 PM	#1
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Fake Texans Bubba Wayne and Billy Bob, who are both from Enid, Oklahoma, traveled to Lewisville, Texas for a vacation. While walking along a busy downtown street, they see a sign in a store window which reads, "Suits $5.00 each, Shirts $2.00 each and Trousers $2.50 a pair." Bubba Wayne says, "Woo Hoo, Billy Bob! We could buy a whole gob of these clothes, take 'em back to Enid, sell 'em to all our friends and make a fortune fer us." Bubba Wayne continues, "Now when we go in there, don't you say a word, okay? Just let me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear your Okie accent, they might think we're ignorant, and they won't wanna sell them clothes to us. Now, I'll talk in a slow, fake Texan drawl so's they won't know." They go in and Bubba Wayne says with his best fake Texan drawl, "I'll take 50 of them thar suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them thar shirts at $2.00 each, and 50 pairs of them thar trousers at $2.50 each. I'll just back up my pickup and......" The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from Oklahoma, ain'cha?" "Well....yeah," says a surprised Bubba Wayne. "How come'd you know that?" The owner replies, "Cause this here's a dry-cleaners __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work. -->

04-21-2006, 10:08 PM	#2
southernshooter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Deep South Mississippi Posts: 5,943	Re: Fake Texans Wasn't expectin that __________________ Only you can see this

04-22-2006, 08:33 AM	#3
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: Fake Texans __________________

04-22-2006, 08:45 AM	#4
ibtrukn Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: central N.J. Posts: 4,335	Re: Fake Texans Y U laffin U dummi wetbak borderjumper uno both ofem were frumda nothdallsfoti

04-22-2006, 10:35 AM	#5
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: Fake Texans __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*