1957 Date - The Firearms Forum

muley · 02-10-2006, 10:46 AM

It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck tail hairdo.

When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother answers and invites him in. "Peggy Sues' not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" she says. That's cool.

Peggy Sue's mother asks Harold what they're planning to do. Harold replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie.

Peggy Sue's mother responds, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."

Naturally, this comes as quite a surprise to Harold and he says "Wha...aaat?"

"Yeah," says Peggy Sue's mother, "We know Peggy Sue really likes to screw: why she'd screw all night if we let her!"

Harold's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes and announces that she is ready to go.

Almost breathless with anticipation, Harold escorts his date out the front door while mom is saying, "Have a good evening kids," with a small wink for Harold.

About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at mother:
"Dammit, Mom!...It's the Twist! The Twist! It's called The Twist!"

Marlin · 02-10-2006, 10:53 AM

Love it every time I see it!!!!

pickenup · 02-10-2006, 11:02 AM

But........your MOM said.........

inplanotx · 02-10-2006, 11:17 AM

SouthernMoss · 02-10-2006, 11:50 AM

lead · 02-11-2006, 05:42 AM

You could see that punch line coming a mile away, but it was still funny when you read it.

Bruce FLinch · 02-11-2006, 08:03 AM

That's a Knee-Slapper!

02-10-2006, 10:46 AM	#1
muley V.I.P. Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Far North Cal Posts: 276	1957 Date It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck tail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother answers and invites him in. "Peggy Sues' not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" she says. That's cool. Peggy Sue's mother asks Harold what they're planning to do. Harold replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie. Peggy Sue's mother responds, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally, this comes as quite a surprise to Harold and he says "Wha...aaat?" "Yeah," says Peggy Sue's mother, "We know Peggy Sue really likes to screw: why she'd screw all night if we let her!" Harold's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes and announces that she is ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Harold escorts his date out the front door while mom is saying, "Have a good evening kids," with a small wink for Harold. About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at mother: "Dammit, Mom!...It's the Twist! The Twist! It's called The Twist!" __________________ I love the smell of Hoppe's #9 in the morning. -->

02-10-2006, 10:53 AM	#2
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: 1957 Date *Love it every time I see it!!!!* Attached Images __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

02-10-2006, 11:02 AM	#3
pickenup Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains Posts: 6,837	Re: 1957 Date But........your MOM said......... __________________ The gene pool needs chlorine

02-10-2006, 11:17 AM	#4
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: 1957 Date __________________

02-10-2006, 11:50 AM	#5
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Re: 1957 Date __________________ My Second protects your First "I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand." - Susan B Anthony

02-11-2006, 05:42 AM	#6
lead Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Missouri Posts: 1,522	Re: 1957 Date You could see that punch line coming a mile away, but it was still funny when you read it. __________________ The best things in life, are not things.

02-11-2006, 08:03 AM	#7
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: 1957 Date That's a Knee-Slapper! __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.