Killer Blonde Joke - The Firearms Forum

Terry_P · 02-03-2010, 06:17 PM

A blond calls her boyfriend and says, Please come over here and help me.

I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.

Her boyfriend asks, What is it supposed to be when it's finished?

The blond says, According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a brief moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.

He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then .. he said with a deep sigh, . .. . .. . .. .

Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.

Willie · 02-04-2010, 03:29 AM

That is tooooo good!

02-03-2010, 06:17 PM	#1
Terry_P Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NH Posts: 2,513	Killer Blonde Joke A blond calls her boyfriend and says, Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started. Her boyfriend asks, What is it supposed to be when it's finished? The blond says, According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster. Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a brief moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster. He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then .. he said with a deep sigh, . .. . .. . .. . Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box. __________________ NRA and NAHC Life "Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms." -Aristotle -->

02-04-2010, 03:29 AM	#2
Willie Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Galveston,TX Contributor Posts: 1,002	Re: Killer Blonde Joke That is tooooo good! __________________ Willie West End Electric Galveston Electricians