*_RETIREMENT IS DIFFERENT FOR EVERYONE_*

[killbuck]

*_RETIREMENT IS DIFFERENT FOR EVERYONE_*

One day, while going to the store, I passed
by a nursing home.

On the front lawn were six old ladies lying
naked on the grass, Millie, Nelda, Elma, Lacey, Sippy and
Rosie.

I thought this was a bit unusual, but
continued on my way to the
store. On my return trip, I passed the same
nursing home with the same
six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.

This time my curiosity got the best of me,
and I went inside to talk to
the Nursing Home Administrator.

Do you know there are six ladies lying
naked on your front lawn?'

'Yes,' she said. 'They're retired
prostitutes, and they're having a yard
sale.'

[Brisk44]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

[terryu1]

Ha good one

[raven818]

When I retired, I joined a Fla State program as an Ombudsman. I was there " for " the residents ( volunteer position ).

I can tell you from a been there, done that, position. Age means nothing to the sex drive.

Early on I discovered something I didn't expect. If two folks, not related " fall in love ", they let em move into a room together. Even in a NH, life goes on for a while. Not a bad deal, I guess.

[Capt Mac Turk]