This one is for all of you who either:
a) have kids
b) have grown kids
c) were a kid
d) know a kid!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter
was having a wonderful time playing on the bed.
At one point, she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of
her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck
her fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!"
pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.
When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her
fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said, "What's wrong
She replied, "What happened to my booger?"
Capt. Mac Turk
U.S.C.G.-100 Ton-Unlimited Master
Fair winds & Following Sea's (My pops line) ~"Little Miss Magic"
"And the sea will grant each man new hope,His sleep brings dreams of home" Captain Marko Ramius Christopher Columbus
Member of D.A.D.D. till she's 21
keep your scuppers dry and your bilge pumped - ahoy, matey!
Quoted by Jim Hauff 10-6-11
They can take my guns
they pry my cold dead fingers off them