Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww - The Firearms Forum

Capt Mac Turk · 01-09-2012, 03:08 PM

This one is for all of you who either:
a) have kids
b) have grown kids
c) were a kid
d) know a kid!

As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter
was having a wonderful time playing on the bed.

At one point, she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of
her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck
her fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!"
pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her
fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said, "What's wrong
honey?"

She replied, "What happened to my booger?"

woolleyworm · 01-09-2012, 04:33 PM

Ewwwww indeed ! Better you than I though.

Buckshot · 01-10-2012, 12:36 AM

jim summers · 01-11-2012, 09:56 PM

I read that and started to gag

Brisk44 · 01-11-2012, 09:58 PM

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

01-09-2012, 03:08 PM	#1
Capt Mac Turk Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: So Fla-- NO place to Shoot AKA "TFF" Posting Clown Posts: 835	Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww This one is for all of you who either: a) have kids b) have grown kids c) were a kid d) know a kid! As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again. When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said, "What's wrong honey?" She replied, "What happened to my booger?" __________________ Capt. Mac Turk U.S.C.G.-100 Ton-Unlimited Master Fair winds & Following Sea's (My pops line) ~"Little Miss Magic" "And the sea will grant each man new hope,His sleep brings dreams of home" Captain Marko Ramius Christopher Columbus Member of D.A.D.D. till she's 21 keep your scuppers dry and your bilge pumped - ahoy, matey! Quoted by Jim Hauff 10-6-11 NRA member They can take my guns after, they pry my cold dead fingers off them -->

01-09-2012, 04:33 PM	#2
woolleyworm TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: SW Fort Worth Contributor Posts: 4,883	Re: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Ewwwww indeed ! Better you than I though. __________________ . What are you gonna do, talk the alien to death? -- (on Sigourney Weaver's worry about Guns in Aliens) "Safety is something that happens between your ears, not something you hold in your hands." "I carry a small gun to compensate for my huge Blue press." .

01-10-2012, 12:36 AM	#3
Buckshot Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Southern AZ Posts: 882	Re: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww __________________ United States of America - Born July 4th, 1776 - Killed by 50 million brain-dead zombies November 6th, 2012 Mack: Shame what this town's come to. Charley Waite: You could do something about it. Mack: What? We're freighters. Ralph here's a shopkeeper. Charley Waite: You're men, ain't you? Mack: I didn't raise my boys just to see 'em killed. Charley Waite: Well you may not know this, but there's things that gnaw at a man worse than dying. - Open Range MOLON LABE

01-11-2012, 09:56 PM	#4
jim summers Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: I reside in southern Indiana, you can almost step out of my back door and be setting on Patoka Lake Posts: 1,056	Re: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I read that and started to gag __________________ To Whom Much Is Given, Much Is Required.

01-11-2012, 09:58 PM	#5
Brisk44 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Iowa Contributor Posts: 1,747	Re: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.