Charlie reads? a book.......

ibtrukn
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(4/19/02 9:21:09 am)
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> A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up,
ready
>to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book.
> As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles
her

>special area.
> He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before
>returning to read his book. The wife gradually becomes more and more
aroused
>and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement before
going
>further, Gets up and starts stripping in front of him.
> The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your
clothes?"
> His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was
>foreplay."
> The husband says, "No, not at all."
> His wife asks angrily, "Well, what the hell were you doing then?"
> "I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book."



clouder readin the pictionary?


280freak
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(4/19/02 11:26:41 am)
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I ain't gonna touch THIS one!

The Wile E Coyote
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(4/19/02 1:04:54 pm)
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Ummm..... Yeah.... what 280 said...

2many22s
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(4/19/02 2:12:09 pm)
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Someone forward this to the post office, maybe they will replace those little bowls with the sponge.

Different name
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(4/19/02 8:39:03 pm)
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HELL FIRE tha guys lickin tha pages....
Ya kno Book Likin people are addicted
to printers glue --- must be a new mix of
ecstasy. WHO KNOWS?

Charlie D
Usually live extra long lives..
just what I heard.

ibtrukn
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(4/20/02 10:57:17 am)
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Charlie U B rite as rain, never heerd a nobody dyin from that