Wittle wabbits, not to be confused with Texas swamp bunnies

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(4/16/02 5:26:15 pm)
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A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the
sweetest little lisp,

"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"

And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's
on her level, and asks,

"Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy
black wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle brown
wabby over there?"

She in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward
and says in a quiet voice,

"I don't fink my pyfon weally gives a phuck!"




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(4/16/02 9:42:32 pm)
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Them east Texas swamp wabbits....a kick that python`s a%%.
T.F.F.

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(4/16/02 9:45:47 pm)
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I seed a swamp rabbit up 'round Woodville carryin' off a coon dog oncet...


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(4/17/02 5:03:08 pm)
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Me too!







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(4/17/02 5:40:42 pm)
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Hmmmmm. Thot pyfons wer wun of tha retyles fraid uv
wabbit fwoots.....
Specally ona chane roun uh wabbits neck....

Charlie D
Thinkun thay mite be
slitley allergik ta
"Foot An Mowth Diseeze".....