Two Trees and a Woodpecker - The Firearms Forum

yetiman · 02-07-2012, 05:45 AM

Two tall trees , a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A
small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the
birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The birch says
he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if
that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is
neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the
best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.

GunNut89 · 02-07-2012, 05:48 AM

hahaahaahaha thats so dumb but funny

DixieLandMan · 02-07-2012, 09:10 AM

This was my mother-in-law's favorite joke. God speed Momma Syl.

mranum · 02-09-2012, 05:25 PM

Yup, cleanest dirty joke ever.

Brisk44 · 02-09-2012, 06:39 PM

Hahahahahahahaha,

Curtis R · 02-17-2012, 06:58 PM

love it

02-07-2012, 05:45 AM	#1
yetiman Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Martin, Tn Contributor Posts: 501	Two Trees and a Woodpecker Two tall trees , a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into. -->

02-07-2012, 05:48 AM	#2
GunNut89 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Michigan Posts: 339	Re: Two Trees and a Woodpecker hahaahaahaha thats so dumb but funny

02-07-2012, 09:10 AM	#3
DixieLandMan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Alabama Posts: 607	Re: Two Trees and a Woodpecker This was my mother-in-law's favorite joke. God speed Momma Syl.

02-09-2012, 05:25 PM	#4
mranum V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Central WI Posts: 463	Re: Two Trees and a Woodpecker Yup, cleanest dirty joke ever.

02-09-2012, 06:39 PM	#5
Brisk44 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Iowa Contributor Posts: 1,747	Re: Two Trees and a Woodpecker Hahahahahahahaha,

02-17-2012, 06:58 PM	#6
Curtis R V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: N.C. Posts: 289	Re: Two Trees and a Woodpecker love it