My poem and gift didn't go over well yesterday

[savage170]

Posted - 08/31/2011 : 01:48:10 AM
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Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.

Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas.

You move like the bass, which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway.

Yo're as good as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can.

You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud;
I hold my head high when we're in a crowd.

Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt.

When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack,
my life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack.

Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'.
Despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'.

And when you get old like a '55 Chevy,
I won't put you on blocks and let grass grow up heavy.

Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cola drank,
we go together like a skunk goes with stank.

Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way.

Some men git roses on that special day
from the cooler at Kroger."That's impressive," I say.

Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, honey, these won't do.
Cause yor'e too special, you sweet thang you.

I got you a gift, without taste nor odor, more useful than diamonds......
IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!

[BlackEagle]

What's not to like with a trolling motor?

[jstgsn]

He uses his tongue better than a Kansas City whore......

[rcairflr]

Thats a beautiful poem. I find it hard to believe it didn't go over well.

[76Highboy]

Sounded good to me.

[NCHuntsman]

Nice!!!

[HunterAlpha1]

micheal jackson's valentine poem:

roses are red,
violets are blue,
i have a knife, get in the van.

[JohnHenry]

..... and did you hear about the guy complaining that his wife wasn't getting a present
this year 'cuz she didn't use the present he gave her last year .....

[savage170]

Originally Posted by JohnHenry

..... and did you hear about the guy complaining that his wife wasn't getting a present
this year 'cuz she didn't use the present he gave her last year .....

Gave the mother in law a grave plot and she didn't use it

[jim summers]

savage170
I can't imagine any woman not wanting you for a husband.