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todd51 · 04-11-2012, 03:59 PM

Bar In Yuma, Arizona
Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Yuma , Arizona .
They turn a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timers Bar - ALL
drinks 10 cents."
They look at each other and then go in, thinking, This is too good to
be true.

The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come
on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be, gentlemen?"

There's a fully stocked bar, so each of the men orders a martini. In no
time the bartender serves up four iced martinis - shaken, not stirred -
and says, "That'll be 10 cents each, please."

The four guys stare at the bartender for a moment, then at each other.
They can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish their
martinis, and order another round.

Again, four excellent martinis are produced, with the
bartender again saying, "That's 40 cents, please." They pay the 40
cents, but their curiosity gets the better of them.

They've each had two martinis and haven't even spent a dollar yet.
Finally one of them says, "How can you afford to serve martinis as good
as these for a dime apiece?"

"I'm a retired tailor from Phoenix," the bartender says, "and I always
wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery jackpot for $125
million and decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime. Wine,
liquor, beer - it's all the same."

"Wow! That's some story!" one of the men says.
As the four of them sip at their martinis, they can't help noticing
seven other people at the end of the bar who don't have any drinks in
front of them and haven't ordered anything the whole time they've been
there.

Nodding at the seven at the end of the bar, one of the men asks the
bartender, "What's with them?"

The bartender says, "They're retired people from Iowa. They're waiting
for happy hour when drinks are half price.

American Leader · 04-11-2012, 05:12 PM

TODD, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT ON THIS ONE, AND BRISK44 IS THE MOST FRUGAL OF US ALL! By the way Todd, I was going to stop at that bar but couldn't afford it!

Brisk44 · 04-11-2012, 05:18 PM

Nothing wrong with bein frugal. A.L. really surprized me there , usually he just says I'm cheap!!!

BlackEagle · 04-11-2012, 05:33 PM

You haven't met Aberdonians yet

dons2346 · 04-11-2012, 07:25 PM

Sounds like they are Canadians

68c15 · 04-15-2012, 07:27 AM

is there a website where I can print off coupons for this bar?

johnnyehlers · 04-15-2012, 12:45 PM

What time does Happy Hour start? Also do they offer free Pretzels?

04-11-2012, 03:59 PM	#1
todd51 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Central, Ohio Contributor Posts: 2,572	For my Iowa friends Bar In Yuma, Arizona Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Yuma , Arizona . They turn a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks 10 cents." They look at each other and then go in, thinking, This is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be, gentlemen?" There's a fully stocked bar, so each of the men orders a martini. In no time the bartender serves up four iced martinis - shaken, not stirred - and says, "That'll be 10 cents each, please." The four guys stare at the bartender for a moment, then at each other. They can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another round. Again, four excellent martinis are produced, with the bartender again saying, "That's 40 cents, please." They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity gets the better of them. They've each had two martinis and haven't even spent a dollar yet. Finally one of them says, "How can you afford to serve martinis as good as these for a dime apiece?" "I'm a retired tailor from Phoenix," the bartender says, "and I always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery jackpot for $125 million and decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime. Wine, liquor, beer - it's all the same." "Wow! That's some story!" one of the men says. As the four of them sip at their martinis, they can't help noticing seven other people at the end of the bar who don't have any drinks in front of them and haven't ordered anything the whole time they've been there. Nodding at the seven at the end of the bar, one of the men asks the bartender, "What's with them?" The bartender says, "They're retired people from Iowa. They're waiting for happy hour when drinks are half price. __________________ Retired Praefectus Vigilum NRA Endowment Member -->

04-11-2012, 05:12 PM	#2
American Leader Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Iowa Contributor Posts: 1,630	Re: For my Iowa friends TODD, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT ON THIS ONE, AND BRISK44 IS THE MOST FRUGAL OF US ALL! By the way Todd, I was going to stop at that bar but couldn't afford it!

04-11-2012, 05:18 PM	#3
Brisk44 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Iowa Contributor Posts: 1,747	Re: For my Iowa friends Nothing wrong with bein frugal. A.L. really surprized me there , usually he just says I'm cheap!!!

04-11-2012, 05:33 PM	#4
BlackEagle Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,163	Re: For my Iowa friends You haven't met Aberdonians yet

04-11-2012, 07:25 PM	#5
dons2346 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Move between WA and points south Contributor Posts: 1,415	Re: For my Iowa friends Sounds like they are Canadians __________________ "A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. Games played with the ball, and others of that nature, are too violent for the body and stamp no character on the mind. Let your gun therefore be your constant companion of your walks." --Thomas Jefferson, letter to Peter Carr, 1785

04-15-2012, 07:27 AM	#6
68c15 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 2,057	Re: For my Iowa friends is there a website where I can print off coupons for this bar?

04-15-2012, 12:45 PM	#7
johnnyehlers V.I.P. Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: West Central Missouri Posts: 278	Re: For my Iowa friends What time does Happy Hour start? Also do they offer free Pretzels?