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Old 04-17-2012, 07:08 PM   #1
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In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus
stopped and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to raise up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more.

For the second time, she attempted the step and, once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With an embarrassed little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step.

About this time, a Kentuckian who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic, turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'

The Kentuckian smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."
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Old 04-17-2012, 10:41 PM   #2
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Now THAT is funny!
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Old 04-18-2012, 05:58 AM   #3
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wow hahahahaha
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Old 04-18-2012, 01:34 PM   #4
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Now that's funny.
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