FOUNDED: February 9, 2001
|04-26-2012, 06:30 PM||#1|
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Middleton, ID
The Harley Biker Meets the Media
A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he sees a little
girl leaning into the lion's cage.
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her
Inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square
on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the
biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A reporter has watched the whole event The reporter addressing the Harley
rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man
do in my whole life.'
The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind
bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.'
The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a
journalist, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page...
So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'
The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.'
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see news of his actions,
and reads, on the front page:
U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT
AND STEALS HIS LUNCH
That pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days.
The fish is rotting from the head down—all is not well at the top of the political hierarchy.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."
There is nothing more dangerous than a fanatic moron.
Many problems we face today are there because people who work for a living are now outnumbered by those who vote for a living.
A Deo victoria
|04-26-2012, 11:12 PM||#3|
Advanced Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: The true northern Cal
Re: The Harley Biker Meets the Media
Unfortunatly way to true
It ain't broke it just lacks duct tape.
The nice thing about opinions is everybody has one.