COMEBACKS? --- (@ TFF)

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Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Tac401: If you hold their little heads under water
long enough.

Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, you should
be at least how high?
A. kdubO1: Three days of steady drinking should do it.

Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you
probably a man or woman?
A. Shooter22: That's what's been keeping me awake.

Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish
as you get older?
A. Cointoss: My sense of decency.

Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects
at nudist camps. One is politics. What is the other?
A. Bob in St Louis: Tape measures.

Q. Warpig883 recently revealed that he firmly believes in
them and has actually seen them on at least two
occasions. What are they?
A. Tall TLynn: His feet...

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you are so close to the truth



I can't believe T said that about me
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She heard it from Capt. Morgan

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aye he is a scurvy dog and would give a man a bloody necktie from behind.
"I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE SOME REPORTERS PAWING THROUGH OUR PAPERS. WE ARE THE PRESIDENT." - Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents

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warpig - what can I say except I was in a good mood that night.

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I don't remember it. I musta been drunk. Was I nekkid
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Gotta go with the tape measure - yard sticks hurt too much when they crammed up your rectal orifice.
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