Animal Whisperer............

LIKTOSHOOT
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(6/5/02 6:54:52 am)
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While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and began a
conversation.

Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"

Indian: "Dog no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' alright."

Indian is shocked...

Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at the Indian.

Dog: "Yep"

Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to
play."

Indian has a look of total disbelief.

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Indian: "Horse no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

Cowboy: "Is this your owner? " pointing at Indian

Horse: "Yep"

Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a
shed to protect me."

Indian stares in utter amazement.

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Indian: "Sheep liar."



T.F.F.

SXSMAN
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(6/5/02 10:30:15 pm)
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That's pretty funny,mind if I borrow it?

cointoss 2
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(6/6/02 7:42:34 am)
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Hehe, LTS I want to borrow it as well!
cointoss2

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(6/6/02 4:44:12 pm)
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Tha Doe or tha Ram?

Charlie D

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(7/8/02 2:15:45 pm)
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????

Mongo straight!

They don't make 'em like "Blazing Saddles" anymore.....

shooter22
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(7/8/02 9:42:19 pm)
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That's Baaaaaaad! Real baaaaaaaad!