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Old 05-12-2012, 05:57 PM   #1
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Default New Secret Service Rules

Subject: Secret Service: New Rules

The Secret Service issued new rules of conduct for agents Friday.
They can no longer get drunk, procure hookers or go to strip bars.
The rules say that from now on, if agents feel compelled to engage
in such behavior, they can run for public office like everyone else.
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Old 05-15-2012, 02:52 AM   #2
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Buh-dump-bump.
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Old 05-16-2012, 07:11 AM   #3
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go easy on them guys. they are just carry overs from the Clinton days. old habits are hard to beat. LOL
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Old 05-16-2012, 06:10 PM   #4
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go easy on them guys. they are just carry overs from the Clinton days. old habits are hard to beat. LOL
Is that a Freudian slip?
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Old 05-17-2012, 06:18 AM   #5
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I suppose it could be. I never thought of the term "habit" having multiple meanings.
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Old 05-17-2012, 01:25 PM   #6
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Lady wanted 800.00. Agent offered 47.00. He is the only Federal employee I have heard of trying to cut costs and he gets fired.
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