CDC Warning!! - The Firearms Forum

johnnyehlers · 05-14-2012, 08:04 PM

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called "Gonorrhea Lectim." It 's pronounced "Gonna re-elect em" and it is a terrible obamanation. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008...But now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-3 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose now and the second dose in Nov. 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it. You may want to pass this important message on to all those bright folks you really care about.

Brisk44 · 05-14-2012, 08:50 PM

Buckshot · 05-15-2012, 02:31 AM

Brisk!!!

(Sorry if I'm more excited to see a post from Brisk than I am about the joke. It was pretty good...

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05-14-2012, 08:04 PM	#1
johnnyehlers V.I.P. Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: West Central Missouri Posts: 279	CDC Warning!! The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called "Gonorrhea Lectim." It 's pronounced "Gonna re-elect em" and it is a terrible obamanation. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008...But now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-3 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is. It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose now and the second dose in Nov. 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it. You may want to pass this important message on to all those bright folks you really care about. -->

05-14-2012, 08:50 PM	#2
Brisk44 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Iowa Contributor Posts: 1,747	Re: CDC Warning!!

05-15-2012, 02:31 AM	#3
Buckshot Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Southern AZ Posts: 882	Re: CDC Warning!! Brisk!!! (Sorry if I'm more excited to see a post from Brisk than I am about the joke. It was pretty good... ) __________________ United States of America - Born July 4th, 1776 - Killed by 50 million brain-dead zombies November 6th, 2012 Mack: Shame what this town's come to. Charley Waite: You could do something about it. Mack: What? We're freighters. Ralph here's a shopkeeper. Charley Waite: You're men, ain't you? Mack: I didn't raise my boys just to see 'em killed. Charley Waite: Well you may not know this, but there's things that gnaw at a man worse than dying. - Open Range MOLON LABE