a hot day in Minnesota - The Firearms Forum

02-24-2003, 11:20 AM

BlackGun
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(7/14/02 2:02:52 pm)
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a hot day in Minnesota
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It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung out the wash to dry, put a
roast in the oven, then went downtown to pick up
some dry cleaning.

"Gootness, it's hotter dan hell today" she mused to herself as she
walked down Main Street. She passed a tavern and
thought, "Vy nodt?" So she walked in and took a seat at the bar.

The bartender walked up and asked her what she would like to drink.

"Ya know," Helga said, "it is zo hot, I tink I'll have myself a cold
beer."

"Anheuser Busch?" the bartender asked.

Helga blushed and replied, "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yer pecker?"

I suffer from occasional loss of mental stability, and become very violent with only slight provocation. The Veterans Administration has determined that both mental and physical harassment of my person may be hazardous to your health and well being. So stay away from my Donuts!!

BlackGUN

The LawII
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(7/14/02 2:25:06 pm)
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...I feel like I'm shoplifting ...

TallTLynn
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lol Law - Blackgun won't mind if you borrow a few of his stories!

BlackGun
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(7/14/02 3:03:26 pm)
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Not at all. What's mine is your and what's your's is ours! Ask Piggy!
I suffer from occasional loss of mental stability, and become very violent with only slight provocation. The Veterans Administration has determined that both mental and physical harassment of my person may be hazardous to your health and well being. So stay away from my Donuts!!

BlackGUN

280freak
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(7/14/02 3:04:37 pm)
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Good one, Blackgun!

Hey Law, I see ya figured out the smilie!

warpig883
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(7/14/02 3:06:50 pm)
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Been meaning to talk to ya about that rash Blackgun. Sorry about that. The only thing to kill it is to burn yer sheets and douse yer lower extremities in the majic elixer.
"I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE SOME REPORTERS PAWING THROUGH OUR PAPERS. WE ARE THE PRESIDENT." - Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents

02-24-2003, 11:20 AM	#1
warpig Adnanced Senior Member Posts: n/a	a hot day in Minnesota BlackGun TFF Staff Posts: 4027 (7/14/02 2:02:52 pm) Reply \| Edit \| Del All a hot day in Minnesota -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung out the wash to dry, put a roast in the oven, then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning. "Gootness, it's hotter dan hell today" she mused to herself as she walked down Main Street. She passed a tavern and thought, "Vy nodt?" So she walked in and took a seat at the bar. The bartender walked up and asked her what she would like to drink. "Ya know," Helga said, "it is zo hot, I tink I'll have myself a cold beer." "Anheuser Busch?" the bartender asked. Helga blushed and replied, "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yer pecker?" I suffer from occasional loss of mental stability, and become very violent with only slight provocation. The Veterans Administration has determined that both mental and physical harassment of my person may be hazardous to your health and well being. So stay away from my Donuts!! BlackGUN The LawII Member Posts: 33 (7/14/02 2:25:06 pm) Reply \| Edit \| Del Even Better... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...I feel like I'm shoplifting ... TallTLynn TFF Senior Staff Posts: 4205 (7/14/02 2:53:50 pm) Reply \| Edit \| Del ezSupporter Re: Even Better... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- lol Law - Blackgun won't mind if you borrow a few of his stories! BlackGun TFF Staff Posts: 4030 (7/14/02 3:03:26 pm) Reply \| Edit \| Del Re: Even Better... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Not at all. What's mine is your and what's your's is ours! Ask Piggy! I suffer from occasional loss of mental stability, and become very violent with only slight provocation. The Veterans Administration has determined that both mental and physical harassment of my person may be hazardous to your health and well being. So stay away from my Donuts!! BlackGUN 280freak V.I.P. Member Posts: 773 (7/14/02 3:04:37 pm) Reply \| Edit \| Del Re: Even Better... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Good one, Blackgun! Hey Law, I see ya figured out the smilie! warpig883 TFF Staff Posts: 3968 (7/14/02 3:06:50 pm) Reply \| Edit \| Del ezSupporter Re: Even Better... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Been meaning to talk to ya about that rash Blackgun. Sorry about that. The only thing to kill it is to burn yer sheets and douse yer lower extremities in the majic elixer. "I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE SOME REPORTERS PAWING THROUGH OUR PAPERS. WE ARE THE PRESIDENT." - Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents -->