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Capt Mac Turk · 05-22-2012, 08:13 PM

Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work!!

1. Picture yourself lying on your belly, on a warm rock, that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.

2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.

3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.

4. No one knows your secret place.

5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.

6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.

See? It really does work. You're smiling already.

cycloneman · 05-22-2012, 08:18 PM

#8 i am not saying any names but a particular bonehead comes to mind.

jack404 · 05-22-2012, 08:49 PM

just one , heck i can list thousands just off the top of my head maybe millions

76Highboy · 05-22-2012, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cycloneman

#8 i am not saying any names but a particular bonehead comes to mind.

Are we seeing the same guy? If so, I am really happy.

nynomad · 05-23-2012, 08:13 AM

That was great! And needed a laugh...

05-22-2012, 08:13 PM	#1
Capt Mac Turk Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: So Fla-- NO place to Shoot AKA "TFF" Posting Clown Posts: 835	OK I just saw this somewhere else but liked it & wanted to share it. Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work!! 1. Picture yourself lying on your belly, on a warm rock, that hangs out over a crystal clear stream. 2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water. 3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air. 4. No one knows your secret place. 5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world. 6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity. 7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater. See? It really does work. You're smiling already. __________________ Capt. Mac Turk U.S.C.G.-100 Ton-Unlimited Master Fair winds & Following Sea's (My pops line) ~"Little Miss Magic" "And the sea will grant each man new hope,His sleep brings dreams of home" Captain Marko Ramius Christopher Columbus Member of D.A.D.D. till she's 21 keep your scuppers dry and your bilge pumped - ahoy, matey! Quoted by Jim Hauff 10-6-11 NRA member They can take my guns after, they pry my cold dead fingers off them -->

05-22-2012, 08:18 PM	#2
cycloneman Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Louisiana Posts: 7,437	Re: OK I just saw this somewhere else but liked it & wanted to share it. #8 i am not saying any names but a particular bonehead comes to mind. __________________ Who are you going to serve today?

05-22-2012, 08:49 PM	#3
jack404 Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Australia Contributor Posts: 17,622	Re: OK I just saw this somewhere else but liked it & wanted to share it. just one , heck i can list thousands just off the top of my head maybe millions

05-23-2012, 08:13 AM	#5
nynomad V.I.P. Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 380	Re: OK I just saw this somewhere else but liked it & wanted to share it. That was great! And needed a laugh...