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Old 05-23-2012, 02:38 PM   #1
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Default A very little person

A little person named Marie was at the doctor's office. She told the doctor "It hurts down there, especially when I walk".

He picked her up and set her standing up on the examination table. He lifted up her skirt and took a look. He then lowered her skirt and said "I'll be right back". When he returned to the room, he had a scissors.

He raised her skirt and went to work. Snip, snip, snip, snip, snip. The doctor lowered her skirt and set her on the floor. "So walk around a little and see how that feels" he said.

Marie said " that feel great Doc, what did you do"?

The doc said " I just cut 2" off your cowboy boots".

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Old 05-23-2012, 09:23 PM   #2
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A little person named Marie was at the doctor's office. She told the doctor "It hurts down there, especially when I walk".

He picked her up and set her standing up on the examination table. He lifted up her skirt and took a look. He then lowered her skirt and said "I'll be right back". When he returned to the room, he had a scissors.

He raised her skirt and went to work. Snip, snip, snip, snip, snip. The doctor lowered her skirt and set her on the floor. "So walk around a little and see how that feels" he said.

Marie said " that feel great Doc, what did you do"?

The doc said " I just cut 2" off your cowboy boots".
That is so wrong... Funny as hell, but wrong on so many levels. Especially the lower ones.
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Old 05-23-2012, 10:12 PM   #3
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Didn't see that one coming! Good 'un!
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Old 05-25-2012, 12:25 AM   #4
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I had a similar problem, but only had to trim one boot.
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Old 05-25-2012, 07:11 AM   #5
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Good one!
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