I think I can do that with one shot!

rcairflr · 05-25-2012, 06:59 PM

A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope.
The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill."
The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" asks the clerk.
"I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house." the man replies.
The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's d*&k off."
The man takes another look through the scope and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"

gvw3 · 05-25-2012, 07:15 PM

That's a good one.

watsisname · 05-26-2012, 06:35 PM

permafrost · 05-27-2012, 09:11 AM

SaaaaWeet!!!

cutter · 05-27-2012, 11:09 AM

05-25-2012, 06:59 PM	#1
rcairflr Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Wichita, Ks Posts: 1,309	I think I can do that with one shot! A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill." The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing. "What's so funny?" asks the clerk. "I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house." the man replies. The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's d*&k off." The man takes another look through the scope and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!" -->

05-25-2012, 07:15 PM	#2
gvw3 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Chicago IL Area Contributor Posts: 3,241	Re: I think I can do that with one shot! That's a good one. __________________ Criminals advocate stronger gun laws to foster a safer work environment. This limits their exposure to risk.

05-26-2012, 06:35 PM	#3
watsisname Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 522	Re: I think I can do that with one shot!

05-27-2012, 09:11 AM	#4
permafrost Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Oklahoma, USA Contributor Posts: 1,771	Re: I think I can do that with one shot! SaaaaWeet!!! __________________ Stand and Fight

05-27-2012, 11:09 AM	#5
cutter Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 629	Re: I think I can do that with one shot!