An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on
reviving her husband's libido.
'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.
'Not a chance', she said... 'He won't even take an aspirin.'
'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'...
'What is Irish Viagra?', she asked.
It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it.
Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went..'
It was a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as
to her progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid!
Just terrible, doctor!'
'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.
'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was
almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a smile on his face, a twinkle
in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arms,
he sent me cups and saucers flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me
then and there passionately on the tabletop! T'was a nightmare, I tell you,
an absolute nightmare!'
'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex your husband
provided wasn't good?'
'Freakin' jaysus, it was the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure
as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again.