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whymememe · 06-14-2012, 12:22 AM

Adam and Eve

God went down to Eden to see how Adam was getting on.

"What do you think of life Adam"said God.
"Well"said Adam"It's quite hard work and a little boring and,well,just a little lonely too".
"Don't worry"declared God"I've been working on a solution to all these problems.I'm going to create a Woman.She'll wash and cook for you and she'll have sex with you whenever you want.Infact she'll do everything you can imagine".

"That sounds great" said Adam"but how much will this Woman cost me?"

"I was thinking an arm and a leg" answered God

"That sounds a bit steep what can I get for a rib"

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After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and Abel.

They passed by the ruins of the Garden of Eden. One of the boys asked, "What's that?"

Adam replied, "Boys, that's where your mother ate us out of house and home."

06-14-2012, 12:22 AM	#1
whymememe Former Guest Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: FEMA Region IV Contributor Posts: 1,445	Two Atoms Adam and Eve God went down to Eden to see how Adam was getting on. "What do you think of life Adam"said God. "Well"said Adam"It's quite hard work and a little boring and,well,just a little lonely too". "Don't worry"declared God"I've been working on a solution to all these problems.I'm going to create a Woman.She'll wash and cook for you and she'll have sex with you whenever you want.Infact she'll do everything you can imagine". "That sounds great" said Adam"but how much will this Woman cost me?" "I was thinking an arm and a leg" answered God "That sounds a bit steep what can I get for a rib" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and Abel. They passed by the ruins of the Garden of Eden. One of the boys asked, "What's that?" Adam replied, "Boys, that's where your mother ate us out of house and home." --> Last edited by whymememe; 06-14-2012 at 12:26 AM..