Piggy gets his wish

ibtrukn
V.I.P. Member
Posts: 1304
(8/27/02 9:07:11 am)
Reply | Edit | Del All Piggy gets his wish
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

> A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, a
> > small cat jumps up on the stool beside him. The bartender comes over,
> and
> > asks for their order. The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to
> the
> > ostrich.
> >
> > What's yours?"
> >
> > "I'll have a beer too" says the ostrich.
> >
> > The cat says "I'll have a half beer, but I'm not paying for it."
> >
> > The bartender pours the beer and says "That will be $3.40 please," and
>
> > the
> > man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact change for payment.
> >
> > The next day, the man, ostrich and cat come again, and the man says
> "I'll
> > have a beer,"
> >
> > The ostrich says "I'll have the same"
> >
> > And the cat says "I'll have a half glass of beer but I'm not paying
> for
> > it."
> >
> > Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
>
> >
> > This becomes a routine until, late one evening, the trio enter again.
> >
> > "The usual?" asks the bartender.
> >
> > "Well, it's close to last call, so I'll have a large scotch" says the
> > man.
> >
> > "Same for me" says the ostrich.
> >
> > "I'll have a small scotch but I'm not paying for it", says the cat.
> >
> > "That will be $7.20" says the bartender. Once again the man pulls
> exact
> > change out of his pocket and places it on the bar. The bartender can't
>
> > hold
> > back his curiosity any longer.
> >
> > "Excuse me sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact
> change
> > out of your pocket every time?"
> >
> > "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and
> > found
> > an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two
> wishes.
> > My first w! ish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I just put
> my
> > hand in my pocket, and the right amount of money will always be
> there."
> >
> > That's brilliant!" says the bartender. "Most people would wish for a
> > million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want
>
> > for
> > as long as you live!"
> >
> > "That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the
> exact
> > money is always there," says the man.
> >
> > The bartender asks "One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich and
> the
> > cat?"
> >
> > The man replies "My second wish was for a chick with long legs and a
> > tight
> > pussy."

mesusie
Member
Posts: 18
(8/28/02 4:13:36 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Re: Piggy gets his wish
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
ROFLMAO

Smokin Guns
V.I.P. Member
Posts: 218
(8/28/02 4:35:52 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Good one...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Your "King of the Day" for this one!

warpig883
*TFF Staff*
Posts: 4518
(8/28/02 9:52:48 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del
ezSupporter
Re: Good one...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I have been trying not to reply to it.




yes it is funny and I did laugh ib












I was laughing at you not with you


ibtrukn
V.I.P. Member
Posts: 1316
(8/29/02 12:43:13 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del Re: Good one...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Yeah piggo, them ostrich jokes'll do it every time......

ruffitt
*TFF Senior Staff*
Posts: 1040
(8/29/02 7:05:34 pm)
Reply | Edit | Del
ezSupporter

Re: Piggy gets his wish
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Don't know about no chickwith long legs and a tight pussy, but I dun found a blond chick with a nice little pussy-----

































ibtrukn
V.I.P. Member
Posts: 1321
(8/30/02 8:33:19 am)
Reply | Edit | Del Re: Piggy gets his wish
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ruffit, that ain't no ostrich,I no a dam ostrich when i see one an that ain'T Now cut it out!!








cute pic tho'

ruffitt
*TFF Senior Staff*
Posts: 1047
(8/30/02 8:55:40 am)
Reply | Edit | Del
ezSupporter

Re: Piggy gets his wish
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
IB -

Didn't say it was an ostrich, jest said it was a blond chick with a nice little pussy


An', besides -----