The Golden Urinal - The Firearms Forum

raven818 · 07-06-2012, 04:53 PM

After Obama was elected President he went to see Bill and Hillary for
some campaign advice, at their spacious home.

After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he
could use his personal bathroom.

When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see that
Clinton had a solid gold urinal! Wow!

That afternoon, Obama told his wife, Michelle, about the urinal. "Just
think,' he said, 'when I am President, I too could have a gold urinal.

But, I wouldn't have something so indulgent!"

Later, when Michelle had lunch with Hillary, she told Hillary how
impressed Obama had been at his discovery of the fact that, in his private bathroom,

Bill had a gold urinal.

That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary
smiled and said to Bill:

"I found out who peed in your saxophone."

Deputy Dawg · 07-06-2012, 07:10 PM

BlackEagle · 07-06-2012, 08:34 PM

That just hit my funny bone. Couldn't stop laughing. I'll need to pass it on.

Buckshot · 07-09-2012, 02:36 AM

Old Grump · 07-09-2012, 01:26 PM

I offended somebody with that joke...got any more?

cycloneman · 07-09-2012, 02:15 PM

I guess bill was lucky bozo just peed in it. Could have been worse.

Give me a chance to crap in bill's sax and i am taking it.

07-06-2012, 04:53 PM	#1
raven818 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Jax, Fl. Contributor Posts: 4,439	The Golden Urinal After Obama was elected President he went to see Bill and Hillary for some campaign advice, at their spacious home. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see that Clinton had a solid gold urinal! Wow! That afternoon, Obama told his wife, Michelle, about the urinal. "Just think,' he said, 'when I am President, I too could have a gold urinal. But, I wouldn't have something so indulgent!" Later, when Michelle had lunch with Hillary, she told Hillary how impressed Obama had been at his discovery of the fact that, in his private bathroom, Bill had a gold urinal. That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled and said to Bill: "I found out who peed in your saxophone." __________________ Firearms and Salt Water Fishing Retired 42 Years LEO -->

07-06-2012, 07:10 PM	#2
Deputy Dawg Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Central Texas Gulf Coast Posts: 2,235	Re: The Golden Urinal __________________ LOCK and LOAD................................... GOD, GUNS,GUTS the three that keep us FREE!!!!

07-06-2012, 08:34 PM	#3
BlackEagle Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,250	Re: The Golden Urinal That just hit my funny bone. Couldn't stop laughing. I'll need to pass it on.

07-09-2012, 02:36 AM	#4
Buckshot Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Southern AZ Posts: 918	Re: The Golden Urinal

07-09-2012, 01:26 PM	#5
Old Grump Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Little hut in the woods near Blue River Wisconsin Posts: 2,320	Re: The Golden Urinal I offended somebody with that joke...got any more? __________________ "When once a republic is corrupted, there is no possibility of remedying any of the growing evils but by removing the corruption and restoring its lost principles; every other correction is either useless or a new evil."~~- Thomas Jefferson Roman Catholic, Life Member of American Legion, VFW, Wisconsin Libertarian party, Wi-FORCE, WGO, NRA, JPFO, GOA, SAFand CCRKBA

07-09-2012, 02:15 PM	#6
cycloneman Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Louisiana Posts: 7,437	Re: The Golden Urinal I guess bill was lucky bozo just peed in it. Could have been worse. Give me a chance to crap in bill's sax and i am taking it. __________________ Who are you going to serve today?