Alabama Boat Launch video - The Firearms Forum

RunningOnMT · 07-09-2012, 04:44 PM

"You can't fix stupid"

Ron White

This Could Only Happen In Alabama............or Mississippi

http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/boat-launch-fun.htm

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bamajoey · 07-09-2012, 06:13 PM

[QUOTE=RunningOnMT;955978]"You can't fix stupid"

Ron White

This Could Only Happen In Alabama............or Mississippi

Just because people from Alabama, Mississippi, and Georgia talk slow, doesn't mean that they are stupid. Actually, Jack had this video on several months back if I recall correctly, and said it was from Oz.

geds · 07-09-2012, 06:16 PM

Besides that, we have lots more shoreline and waterways here than in Ohio. Consequently, us rednecks know our way around a boat!

You might want to check and see if those aren't Dayton boys on a visit down here!

RunningOnMT · 07-09-2012, 06:16 PM

Hey, It's just a joke, I meant no harm. I know people from the south aren't stupid. I love the south and southerners. I hadn't seen the video before. Just received it in an email.

RunningOnMT · 07-09-2012, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geds

Besides that, we have lots more shoreline and waterways here than in Ohio. Consequently, us rednecks know our way around a boat!

You might want to check and see if those aren't Dayton boys on a visit down here!

LOL..Dayton is very possible.

tcox4freedom · 07-09-2012, 06:18 PM

Reminds me of S. Padre Is. in the summer of 88.

hkruss · 07-09-2012, 06:25 PM

Funny video, but no way was that in Alabama.
If it were, AT LEAST half of those ol' boys would have been wearing ugly-ass Univ. of Alabama caps!!! Seriously, I'm not even kidding about that!

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todd51 · 07-09-2012, 06:48 PM

Running that is hilarious. There was a boat in the family most of my life but a lot of summer evenings after supper we would just drive up to the local reservoir and park as near the boat ramp as we could and just watch the show. Better than any TV comedy ever scripted.

RunningOnMT · 07-09-2012, 06:54 PM

The first half of the video I had visions of the boat and 3 or 4 trucks floating away.

cycloneman · 07-09-2012, 07:04 PM

that is why i dont like to buy used vehicles from anyone

Deacon_Man · 07-09-2012, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by tcox4freedom

Reminds me of S. Padre Is. in the summer of 88.

Nope... S.Padre is in Texas. Those guys definitely were acting like a bunch of damn yankees.

geds · 07-09-2012, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hkruss

Funny video, but no way was that in Alabama.
If it were, AT LEAST half of those ol' boys would have been wearing ugly-ass Univ. of Alabama caps!!! Seriously, I'm not even kidding about that!

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So true!

WDE!

RunningOnMT · 07-09-2012, 08:41 PM

Damned sore losers.

RunningOnMT · 07-09-2012, 08:43 PM

Had a friend in Houston that told me her daddy taught her that anything north of Conroe was a yankee and anything north of Dallas was a damn yankee.

tcox4freedom · 07-09-2012, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Deacon_Man

Nope... S.Padre is in Texas. Those guys definitely were acting like a bunch of damn yankees.

I spent the summer of 88 living down in S.Texas. I witnessed something like that take place while I was there.

The tide was coming in and this guy tried to back up his boat from the beach. The scenario played out in an almost identical manner. (except NO tractors)

But, it took about eight 4x4's to get the four that got stuck trying to help.
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H-D · 07-09-2012, 09:46 PM

We Alabamians and Mississippians don't care for your Yankee jokes...

geds · 07-09-2012, 10:31 PM

Down here we define a Yankee as somebody that lives north of the Mason Dixon line. A damn yankee is one of them that came down here to visit. A GD yankee is one who came down to stay!

RunningOnMT · 07-10-2012, 12:30 AM

I apologize to anyone I offended. Just a little friendly ribbing.

Double D · 07-10-2012, 07:29 AM

Where I used to go to a bluegrass festival every year, there was a lake there. One year, the lake was dry and the guy who put on the festivals son went way out on the lake with his jeep and couldnt get back so they came and got me in my 4 wheel drive to go get him. Well, the lake bottom was ok to drive on as long as you didnt spin a tire, but if you broke the surface you were done. It was the slickest stuff I had ever been on. I got stuck pulling the son out and 3 more people got stuck trying to get me out and we spent the night out on the lake stuck. It happens. It looked alot like that mess. We had to wait until morning to get winched out of there one by one. I have been in a ton of stuck situations.

tcox4freedom · 07-10-2012, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RunningOnMT

I apologize to anyone I offended. Just a little friendly ribbing.

I think they're just doing a little ribbing themselves. So don't sweat it.

tcox4freedom · 07-10-2012, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geds

Down here we define a Yankee as somebody that lives north of the Mason Dixon line. A damn yankee is one of them that came down here to visit. A GD yankee is one who came down to stay!

Plus 1-

I know a whole bunch of out Blessed south as been cursed after people from the north moved here & began implementing all their political, socioeconomic and secular beliefs & restrictions.

Memphis, Atlanta, Birmingham, Jackson, Little Rock, Charlotte, Charleston and a whole bunch of once GREAT cities of the south have almost been completely destroyed because of the virus of progressive liberalism that came down from the north.

Even our wonderful vacation spots of Gatlinburg, Myrtle Beach & almost every city on the Gulf Coast & Atlantic seaboard are suffering from this terrible disease.

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Frogtop · 07-10-2012, 10:56 AM

There was once a nice little town called Cary near Raleigh in North Carolina. Now the old folk say the word Cary is an acronym. It stands for Containment Area for Retired yankees.

Now it's ruint.

lawdawg · 07-10-2012, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hkruss

Funny video, but no way was that in Alabama.
If it were, AT LEAST half of those ol' boys would have been wearing ugly-ass Univ. of Alabama caps!!! Seriously, I'm not even kidding about that!

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Nope! That was clearly Auburn folks. You can tell because, as usual, they underestimated the "Tide" again, and got swamped under by the "Tide". In fact, they almost got completely washed away by the "Tide". Did you see how that "Tide" rolled over them?

In all seriousness, I doubt that video was shot in Alabama. I know of no beaches here that has vehicle access.

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ozo · 07-10-2012, 12:39 PM

Gotta luv it......

Deputy Dawg · 07-10-2012, 01:33 PM

Southern Born,Southern Proud.

07-09-2012, 04:44 PM	#1
RunningOnMT Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Akron, Ohio Contributor Posts: 4,720	Alabama Boat Launch video "You can't fix stupid" Ron White This Could Only Happen In Alabama............or Mississippi http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/boat-launch-fun.htm The views expessed in this thread are not necessarily those of the author, his parents, his children, or any other member of his family, his friends, associates, or members of the republican party, or it's affiliates __________________ "Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death!" -->

07-09-2012, 06:13 PM	#2
bamajoey Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Pensacola Contributor Posts: 1,259	Re: Alabama Boat Launch video [QUOTE=RunningOnMT;955978]"You can't fix stupid" Ron White This Could Only Happen In Alabama............or Mississippi Just because people from Alabama, Mississippi, and Georgia talk slow, doesn't mean that they are stupid. Actually, Jack had this video on several months back if I recall correctly, and said it was from Oz.

07-09-2012, 06:16 PM	#3
geds Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 3,706	Re: Alabama Boat Launch video Besides that, we have lots more shoreline and waterways here than in Ohio. Consequently, us rednecks know our way around a boat! You might want to check and see if those aren't Dayton boys on a visit down here! __________________ "Suppose you were an idiot...and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain

07-09-2012, 06:16 PM	#4
RunningOnMT Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Akron, Ohio Contributor Posts: 4,720	Re: Alabama Boat Launch video Hey, It's just a joke, I meant no harm. I know people from the south aren't stupid. I love the south and southerners. I hadn't seen the video before. Just received it in an email. __________________ "Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death!"

07-09-2012, 06:18 PM	#6
tcox4freedom Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: South Carolina USA Posts: 944	Re: Alabama Boat Launch video Reminds me of S. Padre Is. in the summer of 88.

07-09-2012, 06:25 PM	#7
hkruss Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Mobile, Al. Posts: 1,092	Re: Alabama Boat Launch video Funny video, but no way was that in Alabama. If it were, AT LEAST half of those ol' boys would have been wearing ugly-ass Univ. of Alabama caps!!! Seriously, I'm not even kidding about that! . __________________ obama - "non gratum anus rodentum"

07-09-2012, 06:48 PM	#8
todd51 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Central, Ohio Contributor Posts: 2,572	Re: Alabama Boat Launch video Running that is hilarious. There was a boat in the family most of my life but a lot of summer evenings after supper we would just drive up to the local reservoir and park as near the boat ramp as we could and just watch the show. Better than any TV comedy ever scripted. __________________ Retired Praefectus Vigilum NRA Endowment Member

07-09-2012, 06:54 PM	#9
RunningOnMT Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Akron, Ohio Contributor Posts: 4,720	Re: Alabama Boat Launch video The first half of the video I had visions of the boat and 3 or 4 trucks floating away. __________________ "Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death!"

07-09-2012, 07:04 PM	#10
cycloneman Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Louisiana Posts: 7,402	Re: Alabama Boat Launch video that is why i dont like to buy used vehicles from anyone __________________ Who are you going to serve today?

07-09-2012, 08:41 PM	#13
RunningOnMT Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Akron, Ohio Contributor Posts: 4,720	Re: Alabama Boat Launch video Damned sore losers. __________________ "Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death!"

07-09-2012, 08:43 PM	#14
RunningOnMT Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Akron, Ohio Contributor Posts: 4,720	Re: Alabama Boat Launch video Had a friend in Houston that told me her daddy taught her that anything north of Conroe was a yankee and anything north of Dallas was a damn yankee. __________________ "Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death!"

07-09-2012, 09:46 PM	#16
H-D Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Mississippi Posts: 1,334	Re: Alabama Boat Launch video We Alabamians and Mississippians don't care for your Yankee jokes... __________________ And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war. Revelation 19:11

07-09-2012, 10:31 PM	#17
geds Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 3,706	Re: Alabama Boat Launch video Down here we define a Yankee as somebody that lives north of the Mason Dixon line. A damn yankee is one of them that came down here to visit. A GD yankee is one who came down to stay! __________________ "Suppose you were an idiot...and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain

07-10-2012, 12:30 AM	#18
RunningOnMT Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Akron, Ohio Contributor Posts: 4,720	Re: Alabama Boat Launch video I apologize to anyone I offended. Just a little friendly ribbing. __________________ "Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death!"

07-10-2012, 07:29 AM	#19
Double D TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: North Florida Contributor Posts: 8,075	Re: Alabama Boat Launch video Where I used to go to a bluegrass festival every year, there was a lake there. One year, the lake was dry and the guy who put on the festivals son went way out on the lake with his jeep and couldnt get back so they came and got me in my 4 wheel drive to go get him. Well, the lake bottom was ok to drive on as long as you didnt spin a tire, but if you broke the surface you were done. It was the slickest stuff I had ever been on. I got stuck pulling the son out and 3 more people got stuck trying to get me out and we spent the night out on the lake stuck. It happens. It looked alot like that mess. We had to wait until morning to get winched out of there one by one. I have been in a ton of stuck situations. __________________ I own a bunch of scary guns. You want em? Come and take em..... Liberalism is a serious, non curable, mental disorder... NRA LIFE MEMBER Oath Keepers Member NRA Certified Instructor 30 Yr CC permit holder.

07-10-2012, 10:56 AM	#22
Frogtop V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: NE Tenn Posts: 220	Re: Alabama Boat Launch video There was once a nice little town called Cary near Raleigh in North Carolina. Now the old folk say the word Cary is an acronym. It stands for Containment Area for Retired yankees. Now it's ruint.

07-10-2012, 12:39 PM	#24
ozo Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Nashville TN Posts: 2,770	Re: Alabama Boat Launch video Gotta luv it...... __________________ http://www.nranews.com/#/nranews, "ozo. you're off your rocker sir." -johnlives4christ http://www.prisonplanet.com/ -America,Bless GOD-

07-10-2012, 01:33 PM	#25
Deputy Dawg Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Central Texas Gulf Coast Posts: 2,229	Re: Alabama Boat Launch video Southern Born,Southern Proud. __________________ LOCK and LOAD................................... GOD, GUNS,GUTS the three that keep us FREE!!!!