On the Lighter side - The Firearms Forum

AL MOUNT · 07-12-2012, 10:25 AM

On my web site I've come up with a new product line
I call "Nasty Notes".
Peel em off and stick on a morons window or where ever.
I would appreciate some suggestions for more zingy quotes.
Thanks,
Al

Click here to see my Nasty Notes

hunter29180 · 07-12-2012, 02:58 PM

you are rude and taking good air I and other normal people need to live with!

go ahead and run!! my Pit Bull needs the exercise!

steve666 · 07-13-2012, 07:14 AM

You are an example of why there should be retroactive birth control.
Hang up and drive.
I'd Agree With You But Then We Would Both Be Wrong.
I'm Not Arguing. I'm Simply Explaining Why I'm Right.
I Can Explain It To You But I Can't Understand It for You!
You Couldn't Handle Me Even If I Came With Instructions.
I Refuse To Engage in a Battle of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
Unless Your Name is Google Stop Acting Like You Know Everything.
A Few Clowns Short of a Circus Now Aren't We.
I See You're Playing Stupid Again... looks like you're winning too.
Put On Your Big Girl Panties and Deal With It.
I Don't Know What Makes You Dumb But It Really Works.
If I Wanted To Hear An Asshole I Would Have Farted.
I'm Not A Proctologist, But I Do Think You're An Asshole.
Practice Safe Sex... Go Screw Yourself!

MSGT-R · 07-13-2012, 08:19 AM

* What color was that red light you blew through?
* Stop means Stop, even if a cop isn't there.
* A village is missing their idiot; answer your phone.
* Visualize using your turn signal.
* The next time you park next to me, leave me a can opener!
* Some people are alive today, only because it's illegal to kill them.
* Look twice for motorcyles, we are people too!
* Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot.
* Stupid hurts.

AL MOUNT · 07-17-2012, 07:57 AM

Thanks guys.... keep em coming

MSGT-R · 07-17-2012, 10:04 AM

I had a Spencer's refridgerator magnet that I had made into a window die-cut decal:

Warning:
I can kick your butt without
ever smearing my eyeliner!

People used to slow down to get a look at the driver.
My husband made me remove it (because he drives my truck too).

hunter29180 · 07-17-2012, 10:26 AM

I am fat..you are just UGLY
I can lose the weight
What are you going to do?

When in doubt
dont ask the person next to you
hes just as dumb as you are...

I heard you scored -20 on a intellenge test...

just because YOU were born yesterday
dosent mean I was....

you finally figured it out!
I have been IGNOREING YOU!!

berto64 · 07-17-2012, 05:19 PM

I didn't find how to order them. Some on there I have to have!

skullfr · 07-17-2012, 05:26 PM

great stuff

Buckshot · 07-18-2012, 03:05 AM

If you were as tall as you are stupid, you'd have to sleep in a bowling alley.

carver · 07-18-2012, 07:44 AM

Your mind is as usless as tits on a boar hog!

clamman · 07-18-2012, 12:46 PM

How about "I see you like to park in handicapped spots, allow me to break your leg so you qualify"

07-12-2012, 10:25 AM	#1
AL MOUNT Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Cleaning my Thompson in The Foothills of the Ozark Mountains Posts: 3,107	On the Lighter side On my web site I've come up with a new product line I call "Nasty Notes". Peel em off and stick on a morons window or where ever. I would appreciate some suggestions for more zingy quotes. Thanks, Al Click here to see my Nasty Notes __________________ 501st Parachute Infantry Regiment 101st Airborne Division Vietnam 67-68 -->

07-12-2012, 02:58 PM	#2
hunter29180 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: in a motorhome where ever we park! Contributor Posts: 1,625	Re: On the Lighter side you are rude and taking good air I and other normal people need to live with! go ahead and run!! my Pit Bull needs the exercise! __________________ As I get Older, I have come to understand why our Founding Fathers chose our countrys motto to be "IN GOD WE TRUST", somehow they knew in the future WE would come to the point that WE COULD NO LONGER TRUST THE ONES WHO RUN IT!

07-13-2012, 07:14 AM	#3
steve666 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 231	Re: On the Lighter side You are an example of why there should be retroactive birth control. Hang up and drive. I'd Agree With You But Then We Would Both Be Wrong. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Simply Explaining Why I'm Right. I Can Explain It To You But I Can't Understand It for You! You Couldn't Handle Me Even If I Came With Instructions. I Refuse To Engage in a Battle of Wits With An Unarmed Person. Unless Your Name is Google Stop Acting Like You Know Everything. A Few Clowns Short of a Circus Now Aren't We. I See You're Playing Stupid Again... looks like you're winning too. Put On Your Big Girl Panties and Deal With It. I Don't Know What Makes You Dumb But It Really Works. If I Wanted To Hear An Asshole I Would Have Farted. I'm Not A Proctologist, But I Do Think You're An Asshole. Practice Safe Sex... Go Screw Yourself! __________________ An armed society is a polite society.

07-13-2012, 08:19 AM	#4
MSGT-R Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: SoCal Posts: 898	Re: On the Lighter side * What color was that red light you blew through? * Stop means Stop, even if a cop isn't there. * A village is missing their idiot; answer your phone. * Visualize using your turn signal. * The next time you park next to me, leave me a can opener! * Some people are alive today, only because it's illegal to kill them. * Look twice for motorcyles, we are people too! * Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot. * Stupid hurts. __________________ If you suck, go back to the range. Last edited by MSGT-R; 07-13-2012 at 08:24 AM..

07-17-2012, 07:57 AM	#5
AL MOUNT Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Cleaning my Thompson in The Foothills of the Ozark Mountains Posts: 3,107	Re: On the Lighter side Thanks guys.... keep em coming __________________ 501st Parachute Infantry Regiment 101st Airborne Division Vietnam 67-68

07-17-2012, 10:04 AM	#6
MSGT-R Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: SoCal Posts: 898	Re: On the Lighter side I had a Spencer's refridgerator magnet that I had made into a window die-cut decal: Warning: I can kick your butt without ever smearing my eyeliner! People used to slow down to get a look at the driver. My husband made me remove it (because he drives my truck too). __________________ If you suck, go back to the range.

07-17-2012, 10:26 AM	#7
hunter29180 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: in a motorhome where ever we park! Contributor Posts: 1,625	Re: On the Lighter side I am fat..you are just UGLY I can lose the weight What are you going to do? When in doubt dont ask the person next to you hes just as dumb as you are... I heard you scored -20 on a intellenge test... just because YOU were born yesterday dosent mean I was.... you finally figured it out! I have been IGNOREING YOU!! __________________ As I get Older, I have come to understand why our Founding Fathers chose our countrys motto to be "IN GOD WE TRUST", somehow they knew in the future WE would come to the point that WE COULD NO LONGER TRUST THE ONES WHO RUN IT!

07-17-2012, 05:19 PM	#8
berto64 VMBB Admin Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Owyhee County, Idaho Contributor Posts: 7,385	Re: On the Lighter side I didn't find how to order them. Some on there I have to have! __________________ Be who you are & say what you will, Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter. I'm a bitter clinger, One Nation Under God.

07-17-2012, 05:26 PM	#9
skullfr Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Beaumont,Texas Posts: 902	Re: On the Lighter side great stuff __________________ If Ya cant stand up stand out There is no atheist in a foxhole Psalms 144:1 Blessed be the Lord my strength,which teacheth my hand to war and my fingers to fight

07-18-2012, 03:05 AM	#10
Buckshot Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Southern AZ Posts: 882	Re: On the Lighter side If you were as tall as you are stupid, you'd have to sleep in a bowling alley.

07-18-2012, 07:44 AM	#11
carver TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: DAV, Deep in the Pineywoods of East Texas, just west of Shreveport, LA Contributor Posts: 11,236	Re: On the Lighter side Your mind is as usless as tits on a boar hog! __________________ Y'all be safe now, ya hear! Lamentations Chapter 5: 1. Remember, O LORD, what is come upon us: consider, and behold our reproach. 2. Our inheritance is turned to strangers, our houses to aliens. 3. We are orphans and fatherless, our mothers [are] as widows. 5. Our necks [are] under persecution: we labour, [and] have no rest. 16. The crown is fallen [from] our head: woe unto us, that we have sinned! 21. Turn thou us unto thee, O LORD, and we shall be turned; renew our days as of old.

07-18-2012, 12:46 PM	#12
clamman V.I.P. Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Coastal north carolina Posts: 331	Re: On the Lighter side How about "I see you like to park in handicapped spots, allow me to break your leg so you qualify"