Tie

nffritos · 07-18-2012, 07:23 PM

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding
through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far
off in the distance.

Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only
to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling
ties.
The Taliban asked: 'Do you have water?' The Jewish man
replied: 'I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie?
They are only $5 U.S.
The Taliban shouted: 'Idiot! I do not need an over-priced
tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find
water first!'
'OK,' said the old Jewish man, 'it does not
matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate
me. 'I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you
continue over that hill to the east for about two miles,
you will find a lovely restaurant. 'It has all the ice
cold water you need. Shalom.'
Muttering, the Taliban
staggered away over the hill.

Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead.
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*
*
*
'Your brother won't let me in without a tie!'

geds · 07-18-2012, 07:43 PM

Wait til he has to go to the shoe stand because he's wearing sandels and no socks!

johnnyehlers · 07-18-2012, 11:38 PM

I'd tell him the tie now cost $5.00 and a bottle of water.

aa1911 · 07-19-2012, 01:10 AM

sweet, hahaahaha!

07-18-2012, 07:23 PM	#1
nffritos V.I.P. Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: reno Contributor Posts: 322	Tie A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties. The Taliban asked: 'Do you have water?' The Jewish man replied: 'I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5 U.S. The Taliban shouted: 'Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!' 'OK,' said the old Jewish man, 'it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. 'I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. 'It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom.' Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead. * * * * 'Your brother won't let me in without a tie!' -->

07-18-2012, 07:43 PM	#2
geds Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 3,706	Re: Tie Wait til he has to go to the shoe stand because he's wearing sandels and no socks! __________________ "Suppose you were an idiot...and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain

07-18-2012, 11:38 PM	#3
johnnyehlers V.I.P. Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: West Central Missouri Posts: 277	Re: Tie I'd tell him the tie now cost $5.00 and a bottle of water.

07-19-2012, 01:10 AM	#4
aa1911 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Pacific Northwest Posts: 3,110	Re: Tie sweet, hahaahaha! __________________ "Loud noises don't end gunfights.... well placed shots do."