FOUNDED: February 9, 2001
|07-17-2012, 10:56 AM||#1|
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Raised in Buzzard Roost near Frog Town in hillls of Kentucky
The pure truth as to mad cow disease...
You know there are so many TV channels, each one starved for new programs. In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have some theories on the matter.
This “TRUE” interview went as follows:
The lady reporter: I" am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease.
Can you offer any reason for this disease?"
The farmer stared at the reporter and said , "Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"
Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?"
Farmer: "Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?"
Reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?"
Farmer: "I am getting to the point, Miss. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day ....
and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"
THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED ...
NOT ON OUR WATCH
2nd Amendment to the US Constitution:
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
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When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes Duty...