3 times a week - The Firearms Forum

sting75ray · 07-19-2012, 10:25 PM

I fish on Friday's.

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.
On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow.

The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"

"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."

redwing carson · 07-20-2012, 01:06 AM

That was good.

flintlock · 07-20-2012, 07:43 AM

HAHAHA!!

fuzebox40 · 07-20-2012, 05:21 PM

Got me laughing, good one!

soundguy · 07-20-2012, 05:41 PM

if only it were that easy..

skullfr · 07-20-2012, 06:07 PM

great

68c15 · 07-25-2012, 05:12 AM

why only fish on fridays? is he busy reloading on monday and shooting on wednesday?

07-19-2012, 10:25 PM	#1
sting75ray Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 1,086	3 times a week I fish on Friday's. After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured. Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?" "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish." __________________ [IMG][/IMG] -->

07-20-2012, 01:06 AM	#2
redwing carson Former Guest Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: western wyoming Posts: 734	Re: 3 times a week That was good.

07-20-2012, 07:43 AM	#3
flintlock Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Upstate NY Contributor Posts: 896	Re: 3 times a week HAHAHA!!

07-20-2012, 05:21 PM	#4
fuzebox40 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Apple Valley, Ca. Contributor Posts: 1,485	Re: 3 times a week Got me laughing, good one!

07-20-2012, 05:41 PM	#5
soundguy Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2012 Location: florida Contributor Posts: 4,441	Re: 3 times a week if only it were that easy..

07-20-2012, 06:07 PM	#6
skullfr Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Beaumont,Texas Posts: 902	Re: 3 times a week great __________________ If Ya cant stand up stand out There is no atheist in a foxhole Psalms 144:1 Blessed be the Lord my strength,which teacheth my hand to war and my fingers to fight

07-25-2012, 05:12 AM	#7
68c15 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 2,060	Re: 3 times a week why only fish on fridays? is he busy reloading on monday and shooting on wednesday? __________________ I'll go defenseless when our leaders do the same