Ah So (1 and 2)

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(1/2/03 10:48:23 pm)
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A young, just married Chinese couple had just checked into a hotel on their wedding night. Upon reaching their room, the man sat his wife down on the bed to explain things to her. She was so innocent and meek and he did not want to frighten her. So he told her, my darling, I do anything you want tonight, I be very gentle, you just tell me what you want. She looked up at him with those innocent eyes and said, I want a number 69. Astonished at this answer, he paused a few seconds and asked, you want a beef with broccoli?

Edited by: ruffitt at: 1/5/03 8:23:50 am

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(1/3/03 12:19:27 am)
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funniest damned thing I have heard all day
Ignorance is a crime in 49 states. In the other one it is bliss.

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(1/3/03 10:15:23 am)
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An 1 from colum A an 1 from colum B

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(1/3/03 7:43:24 pm)
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Im'a thinkin' that I'll keep this one!!!!

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(1/5/03 8:28:03 am)
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A young Japanese girl had been taught all her life that when she
married she was to please her husband and never upset him.

The first morning of her honeymoon the young Japanese bride
crawled out of bed after making love, stooped down to pick up her
husband's clothes, and accidentally lets out a big fart.

She looked up and said: "Aww! So sorry...excuse please, front hole
so happy back hole laugh out loud