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Advanced Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Livingston county, Michigan
Posts: 1,215
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WOMEN
A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible... No, wait . . . Sorry. I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that stuff . Never mind.
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V.I.P. Member
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 377
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Too funny!
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Beaumont,Texas
Posts: 902
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good one
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If Ya cant stand up stand outThere is no atheist in a foxhole Psalms 144:1 Blessed be the Lord my strength,which teacheth my hand to war and my fingers to fight |
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