Universal Shampoo AKA Catholic Shampoo
Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store. As they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said
to the other, "wouldn’t a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer
The second nun answered, "indeed it would, sister, but i would not feel comfortable buying beer, since i am certain it would cause a scene at the checkout stand."
"I can handle that without a problem" the other nun replied, and she picked up a six-pack and
headed for the check-out.
The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived with a six-pack of beer.
"we use beer for washing our hair" the nun said, "back at our nunnery, we call
it catholic shampoo.
Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter. Pulled out a package of pretzel
sticks, and placed them in the bag with the beer. he then looked the
nun straight in the eye, smiled, and said: "the curlers are on the house.