Then the fight started
A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."
The husband replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
And then the fight started...
Donít pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he will just kill you.