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07-30-2012, 12:50 PM
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Then the fight started
A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."
The husband replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect." And then the fight started...
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07-30-2012, 01:22 PM
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Re: Then the fight started
Now that is funny.
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07-30-2012, 09:38 PM
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Re: Then the fight started
ha! ha! Good 'un!
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07-30-2012, 09:44 PM
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Re: Then the fight started
Ya gotta lie at just the righttime. that would be one of them hahahahaha
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07-30-2012, 10:27 PM
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Re: Then the fight started
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